Diagnosis: Is 'Battered Aggie Syndrome' back?

Hello, sir.

I am your doctor — a specialist in college football psychology. I’ve been especially trained in Texas A&M afflictions, and I’m here to serve you.

You have my apologies. I’m aware you’ve been waiting for a long time. It says here you’ve been waiting since … oh my god … 1939?

Please sit down and get comfortable.

Oh, you’ve been standing since 1922? Well, then by all means remain standing, but you might want to remove that cap.