Martellus Bennett tweets out a thoughtful bit of what
That thought became a question.
That question ... well, whatever it became, he shared it with all of us.
Whether you'd call this a riddle or a story or a lucid dream he didn't realize he was typing, Marty B sent out a series of tweets meant to make you think. We think. And it's got everything.
Sooo (this is totally hypothetical) you me and scarlet jo and 7 exotic birds (preferably toucans) are having breakfast at the hotel diner
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Last night was mad crazy. Hence the birds. We all order honey butter biscuits egg whites turkey bacon and a beer. Scarlet is checking you
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
And you're digging her raspy voice. Kind of like talking to a sexy pirate woman. And who doesn't like sexy pirate woman. You both reach for
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
The salt at the same time. You touch hands. You're totally having a moment. Then a blind gang burst into the diner and says put your hands
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Up. I giggle. You guys aren't moving your hands. The touch is magical. then one of the blind gang members says we're going to rob you blind
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Which I don't know if it's literal or metaphorical so I giggle. It's funny. But this pisses em off. And they shoot 6 of the Toucans.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
The last one goes crazy..... To be continued. I hope you guys have a great morning.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
“@JaYbaKe: @MartysaurusRex does the breakfast include Fruit Loops?” If you want fruit loops you'll have to leave the table. Lol
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
...Thoughts?
