Hop's Deep Reflections: Moose is loose, boudin ball beatdown & more

Liucci has taken me off double secret probation, and after a one-week stand-off, he has rescinded his company-wide Mr. Pibb ban and allowed the sweet, savory spiced cherry drink of the gods to flow freely at the TexAgs offices. All is well, for me anyway. You are still stuck with this ridiculous article for yet another week. 

Update: In the midst of writing this garbage Sunday night, I apparently had a seizure and cracked a vertebrate in my back when I collapsed.