So the other night I'm hanging out at the Rec and we were out on one of the indoor soccer courts just goofing around. Three girls come on the court and ask if we want to play a quick game so we figure sure, why not. Turns out these girls play on the A&M soccer team. We traded out playing goalie because it is one of the stupidest positions you could ever play. Three days later I still have two octagons tattooed on my stomach because I was too slow to get out of the way of one of their shots.

The moral of this story: our soccer girls are good and they take no mercy on someone who hasn't played soccer since they were about 12 years old.