Any athletic event where someone holds a sign reading "Quiet please" is not a sport.
Period.
I'm not saying it's not athletic, and I'm not saying that it's not competitive, but if it has to be done in silence, then it's not a sport.
Period.
I'm not saying it's not athletic, and I'm not saying that it's not competitive, but if it has to be done in silence, then it's not a sport.