Aggie Jokes

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3:50p, 10/7/22
Did you hear about the Aggie who wanted his remains spread all over tu? Also, he didn't want to be cremated.
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3:52p, 10/7/22
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Why do Aggies bury the dead with their butts sticking out of t ground?

It give cemetery visitors a place for bicycle parking.
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1:34p, 10/8/22
There was an ad in The Battalion. $2,000 for a man to mate with a gorilla. The Ag went to the research lab and asked dozens of questions. Finally he said, "Okay I'll do it. I just have one last question."
The researcher asked him what that question was.
Ag, "I'm definitely interested if I can spread out my payments."
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1:36p, 10/8/22
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How does a Jewish Aggie make coffee?

He brews
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3:47p, 10/24/22
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The top line is getting cut off in the preview, but it says "A Pole goes to the optometrist."
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9:21p, 10/24/22
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Did you hear about the Aggie that was snorting sweet-n-low?

He thought it was Diet Coke
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9:31p, 10/24/22
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I had a boss at work that always made fun of Aggies. Whenever I ran into him he'd tell me an Aggie joke. One time he told one about an Aggie doing something dumb and dying. Straight faced I told him that the joke was in poor taste with what just happened. He asked what happened. I told him some Ags were driving back to campus when the driver fell asleep, crashed, and one of the passengers died. He was very apologetic and felt bad. Then I told him that they crashed into lake and to the two Ags in the cab of the truck we're able to roll down the windows and swim away. The Ag in the bed couldn't get the tailgate open and he drowned. He just stood there with his mouth open. I never heard him tell another Aggie joke again
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In reply to infinity ag • 9:35p, 10/24/22
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infinity ag said:
Ol_Ag_02 said:
lotsofhp said:
I don't mind them

I'm also mostly polish so I get it doubly

When I do something dumb I like to say "we'll I'm 1/2 Aggie and 1/2 Polack so I don't know what you were expecting!"


I'm sorry is being polish supposed to mean something to the rest of us?

I was thinking the same thing.
Polish. So what? I don't get it.
you must of not ever read totally tasteless, as mentioned in the thread. They were full of pollack jokes. As a kid I just assumed they were known to be dumb.
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11:02p, 10/24/22
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The 2022 football season.
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10:14a, 10/26/22
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Yeah but how many of y'all have an entire record of Aggie Joke. As a bonus the needle in the middle and works it's way to the out edge.




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In reply to nai06 • 1:03p, 10/26/22
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nai06 said:
Yeah but how many of y'all have an entire record of Aggie Joke. As a bonus the needle in the middle and works it's way to the out edge.





I have a recording of that record on my computer from my English/anthropology prof for ENGL 329 Folklore class. Worked like hell trying to get my automatic turntable to NOT automatically stop because you started at the middle of the record.
I’ve seen them play since way back when,
And they’ve always had the grit;
I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
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10:21p, 10/26/22
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An Aggie gets on the Southwest flight from Houston to Midland. He finds a seat next to a kind looking older lady. Grandma sees the ring on the Ag's finger and asks if it's an Aggie ring.

"Yes ma'am, it is."

She asks, "Is it true what they say about you Aggies?"

"What do they say about us?"

"Well," she begins a little embarrassed, "they say you have unnatural relations with all sorts of farm animals: goats, sheep, chickens..."

"Chickens?!?!"
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11:05p, 10/26/22
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Aggie pilot & copilot take off from Easterwood headed to Ole Miss to watch the game.

The flight gets clearance to land and upon approach the pilot starts sweating. He touches the gear down on the very edge of the runway and immediately fully reverses thrust and slams on the brakes.

The plane skids to a stop just a hair short of falling off the far edge of the runway, and the pilot lets out a sigh of relief.

Pilot: "That was the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
Copilot: "Yeah! I wonder why they made it so dang wide."
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11:47a, 10/27/22
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9:26p, 11/10/22
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My grandpa Pinky was a proud Aggie. Probably too proud.
Story around the family that my grandpa & my gandma, who us kids called "Mimi" were driving thru New Mexico back in the 60's on his way to see his sister in California. She was a MaryKay salesperson to several Hollywood clients back in the day.
My grandparents stopped after several hours of driving to rest at a non-descript motel.
Motel clerk somehow recognized that Pinky was an Aggie & told him an Aggie joke.
Grandpa got pissed & decided to just keep driving.
In New Mexico, back in the 60's, that meant driving for miles & miles.
Story has it that grandpa & my grandpa slept on the side of the road that night.
I'm sure that my grandpa thought that it was worth it, but would have liked to have heard my grandma's version of it......
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