I gotta move on past this game and it's officially BTHOtu week so here we go…

I can't remember what year I was but me and some buddies drove to Austin one Saturday night to crash a Fraternity/Sorority mixer. We were actually invited by a friend in the sorority, but I doubt it was cleared by the t-sip frat daddies.

Anyways, my roommate and I immediately park ourselves near the keg and begin drinking. After about 30 minutes 3-4 guys from the frat come over and start talking to us, find out where we are from, who invited us, etc. Pretty friendly stuff. Then they leave for a few minutes. Like the whole group. Then they come back 5 minutes later and tell us it's $50 a head. I was like, "uh, we're not paying that. We were invited." Something about it smelled fishy.

Anyways, we stayed, floated their keg and slept with their women before grabbing gas station burritos on the way home the next morning.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO THEM!

A tsip is sitting in my spot at church this morning.

New sip hire in accounting department back in late 70's. Was confused with "our accounting nomenclature".

Him: "Why do y'all keep saying debits and credits? Isn't it supposed to be pluses and minuses?"

Hit one (on somebody's shoulders) from about 55 yards with a half full beer at Yell in Austin. Pretty proud of that one.

The Kraken said:

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FIDO*98* said:

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I came out of one

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I came in one.

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Wasted seed.

Did you feel a draft?

I was walking up the hill on Red River in 1998, and there was a horn fan that was confined to a motorized wheelchair. He was talking lots of obscenity laden trash to another Ag that was also walking up the hill. After the horn continued to run his mouth, he finished by saying to the fellow Ag, "what do you have to say about that?"

To which the quick thinking Ag said, "I hope that your battery dies."

Was the rider bipolar?

IIIHorn said:

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Was the rider bipolar?

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He already said he was a sip.

maroon barchetta said:

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IIIHorn said:

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Was the rider bipolar?

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He already said he was a sip.

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Doh!

The time I went through the birth canal of my sip mother was probably the most notable for me at least.

I was backpacking thru Europe and met a girl on a train.
She was studying at tu, but her parents taught at A&M.

She went to see HS friends graduate from A&M.
I graduated at the same one.


She mentioned someone with a 2+25 on their hat.
That was me. I even ended up in The Eagle because of that


Just really random

Tanya 93 said:

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I was backpacking thru Europe and met a girl on a train.
She was studying at tu, but her parents taught at A&M.

She went to see HS friends graduate from A&M.
I graduated at the same one.


She mentioned someone with a 2+2=5 on their hat.
That was me. I even ended up in The Eagle because of that


Just really random

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