So, I just had a "package" delivered by Amazon. By package, I mean an empty bag that had clearly been opened. I happened to be in the front yard when the driver arrived and handed me the package. I pointed out that it had clearly been opened and was empty. The driver just took the stance of, "Hey, I'm just the delivery driver. What do you expect me from me?" He told me I had to call Amazon. To their credit, Amazon refunded the money back, but I'm fairly certain the delivery driver stole the item and then seemed annoyed when I asked him why he was handing me an empty opened bag.

tell us more about this "package"

very slowly

Sorry your chinese junk got stolen. They did you a favor

Btw, the driver doesn't know which chinese junk is in the bag. The thing likely just inadvertently ripped open while tooling around the DC with the millions of other cheap chinese **** there.

Somebody new touched your junk? Festivus miracle.

Your junk got touched by a lot of hands before it got to you. The driver's hands, unfortunately, were the last hands to touch what your junk was wrapped in. I wouldn't be so quick to blame the driver for the problem with your junk since it has been passed around so much. Might wanna call Maury Povich.

The chances of the driver being the thief are about 0.2%. Why would he deliver an empty box?

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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The chances of the driver being the thief are about 0.2%. Why would he deliver an empty box?

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Beat me to it.

I agree that the driver clearly did not steal the contents of your package.

Delivering an empty package is the genius of it.