Misunderstood Song Lyrics

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10:03a, 1/3/25
I had a number of them, but this time of year I'm always reminded of how I misunderstood Jingle Bells for years

Oh what fun, it is to ride

In a one ***** soap and sleigh - HEY!

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10:07a, 1/3/25
Shut up

Those lyrics are hard to misunderstand
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10:17a, 1/3/25
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"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a dooosh…"
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10:18a, 1/3/25
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And Toto singing about "negro wrestlers longing for a fight…" in Africa
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10:28a, 1/3/25
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Glorified virgin on a pelican.
(glorified version of a pellet gun- pearl jam)

Sand Patrol!
(sad but true- metallica)
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10:29a, 1/3/25
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i didnt misunderstand the lyrics but i thought I saw mommy kissing santa clause was about infidelity until i was something like 32 years old.
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10:33a, 1/3/25
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Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar
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10:51a, 1/3/25
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Carry a laser down the road that i must travel
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11:26a, 1/3/25
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Democrat theme song-" In the village, the peaceful village, the lie'n sleep tonight."
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11:30a, 1/3/25
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Lookin like a lover with a red iphone - Def Lepp

My son way back 20 years ago throught Linkin Park's "In the end" was "indian"
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In reply to Teslag • 11:51a, 1/3/25
Teslag said:
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a dooosh…"
another boner in the night
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11:51a, 1/3/25
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Hotel California

"Cool Whip in my hair"
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12:14p, 1/3/25
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This is Hedge bad. Not something to aspire to.
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In reply to Ragnar Danneskjoldd • 12:21p, 1/3/25
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:
i didnt misunderstand the lyrics but i thought I saw mommy kissing santa clause was about infidelity until i was something like 32 years old.
lol
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12:46p, 1/3/25
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Let's all gooooo down to do Miss Walkers. - Let's all go down to Dumas Walkers.

Had five virgins on my bed at once. - modified version of a pellet gun.

Hold me closer Tony Danza. - Hold me closer tiny dancer.
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12:48p, 1/3/25
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I have a hard time believing some of y'all actually misunderstood some of these lyrics and instead, just Googled misunderstood song lyrics.
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12:52p, 1/3/25
I'm like a bird . . . I always fly away . . .

I don't know where my phone is . . .
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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 12:55p, 1/3/25
Aggie Therapist said:
Hotel California

"Cool Whip in my hair"


Good Lord
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1:18p, 1/3/25
The entire Pearl Jam catalog.
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1:22p, 1/3/25
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I wish I didn't have to pee so bad - Blink 182 Windy Clear

Actually "I wish it didn't have to be so bad."
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 1:26p, 1/3/25
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maroon barchetta said:
The entire Pearl Jam REM catalog sung by Michael "mumble" Stipe.


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1:27p, 1/3/25
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Whitney Houston - Saving all my love
"we'll be making love the whole nightaroooo" - "we'll be making love the whole night through"
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3:11p, 1/3/25
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K D Lang: "Constant craving".

My then 8 year old son: "Constant gravy"

A short time later he'd ask me to stop at Dairy Queen for a steak finger basket with gravy. True story.
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3:42p, 1/3/25
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There have been tons of songs where I misunderstood -- or couldn't make out -- the lyrics. Most of the time I just mumbled those lines when singing along.

Some singers are especially bad. Elton John is a prime example: "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too!"

But I'm not convinced that a lot of lyrics on the internet are correct, either. I think some yahoo typed them in back in the early days and no one ever bothers to correct them.

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4:36p, 1/3/25
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In the song Scarborough Fair, my mom one time admitted to us that for a long time she thought that the verse was "parsley, said Rosemary to Tom."
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4:41p, 1/3/25
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4:44p, 1/3/25
Make me fries
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In reply to EclipseAg • 4:55p, 1/3/25
EclipseAg said:
There have been tons of songs where I misunderstood -- or couldn't make out -- the lyrics. Most of the time I just mumbled those lines when singing along.

Some singers are especially bad. Elton John is a prime example: "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too!"

But I'm not convinced that a lot of lyrics on the internet are correct, either. I think some yahoo typed them in back in the early days and no one ever bothers to correct them.


"She's got electric boobs, her mom has two!"

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5:46p, 1/3/25
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There's a bathroom on the right.
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In reply to TRD-Ferguson • 5:57p, 1/3/25
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K D Lang: "Constant craving".

My then 8 year old son: "Constant gravy"

A short time later he'd ask me to stop at Dairy Queen for a steak finger basket with gravy. True story.


When my youngest was about that same age he thought
"Pump up the jam, pump it up".
Was "pup pup the jam"

When i showed him the lyrics, he smiled and denied it.
I've never let him forget that
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6:00p, 1/3/25
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I wanna go where there's a wrestling show!
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6:46p, 1/3/25
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My parents love telling the story of me proudly belting out these lyrics when i was about 5 or 6 years old...

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
With 400 children and a crop in the field
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6:55p, 1/3/25
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My parents also love telling the story of me singing (practically screaming) my confused, yet possibly improved, version to "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. Except I was exclaim at the top of my lungs:

"Hell Fire Her!" as if I was a disgruntled supervisor who's had it up to here with my secretary's ongoing laziness & attitude problem. And it apparently fit nicely when I would add "Giddyup! Omm Paa! Move now! Hiyoo Silver & away!!!"
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7:39p, 1/3/25
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While cruising down the road one day, "Heaven" by Bryan Adams came on the radio. My wife very proudly belted out the opening line as "Thinking about how young he is" instead of "our younger years."

So for 25 years or so, my wife had been singing this song incorrectly. And if you think about the context of that line to the rest of the song, she turned a beautiful ballad about a long life of love & devotion into an ode to pedophilia and perversion.
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11:52a, 1/4/25
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"Reverend Blue Jeans."

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