Mayo on burgers/hot dogs

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9:54p, 9/22/25
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People who put mayo on a hotdog eat snickers upside down.
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In reply to EFE • 10:01p, 9/22/25
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EFE said:
Mayo on the bottom bun in contact with the burger patty, then veggies, then mustard on the top bun in contact with the veggies


With Cholula on the mayonnaise
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10:14p, 9/22/25
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Mustard
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11:59p, 9/22/25
Mustard is king. Mayo is very acceptable. You're a damn yankee if you use Ketchup. EOT
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In reply to EFE • 7:07a, 9/23/25
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EFE said:
Mayo on the bottom bun in contact with the burger patty, then veggies, then mustard on the top bun in contact with the veggies


I'd reverse the distribution of the mayo & mustard. Mayo in contact with the cold veggies, mustard in contact with the patty.
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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 7:08a, 9/23/25
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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
People who put mayo on a hotdog eat snickers upside down.

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In reply to GIF Reactor • 7:12a, 9/23/25
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In reply to Apache • 8:05a, 9/23/25
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I'll never understand the average American's desire to take something hot and something cold then smash the two together between something that is neither thus ruining both at the same time and then putting it in their mouth.




We should have a thread about ideas you thought would catch on but did not. I thought McDLT was a great idea, but maybe the "McDonald's" part was what killed it.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 8:08a, 9/23/25
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Listen I like ranch as much as the next guy, but ranch on a burger?

WTF


We have a burger place here in SA owned by Aggies called Tycoon Flats that serves a Balsamic Bacon Bleu burger. It is a non-traditional burger that is damned good.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 10:15a, 9/23/25
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Burdizzo said:
Apache said:
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I'll never understand the average American's desire to take something hot and something cold then smash the two together between something that is neither thus ruining both at the same time and then putting it in their mouth.




We should have a thread about ideas you thought would catch on but did not. I thought McDLT was a great idea, but maybe the "McDonald's" part was what killed it.


What killed it was the idiot who put the cheese on the cold side. No normal person wants cold cheese on their burger. That was an epic fail by their R&D team. iirc there was also some pushback against the additional Styrofoam needed
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11:36a, 9/23/25
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No mayo or ketchup on a hot dog. Chili Cheese or just plain yellow mustard.

Cheesburger. Mix mayo and yellow mustard together with lettuece and onion only. Not tomatoes or pickles for me.
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12:42p, 9/23/25
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I have a theory that the more one likes Mayo, the higher the BMI of that person. I guess it only really applies to one demographic though.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 12:54p, 9/23/25
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What says TA?


I love mayo on everything.

Including fries. Yes. A weird habit I picked up in CStn. I eat fries with mayo and ketchup.
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In reply to MouthBQ98 • 12:55p, 9/23/25
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I have a theory that the more one likes Mayo, the higher the BMI of that person. I guess it only really applies to one demographic though.


In general yes.

My BMI is 23.0 and I love mayo. I want to get it down further but I am generally okay.
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In reply to infinity ag • 12:57p, 9/23/25
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AKA "fry sauce" if you live up in the Idaho/Montana area.
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1:46p, 9/23/25
Miracle Whip (not mayo … ewwwww) on one and mustard on the other.
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In reply to TexasAggie81 • 2:11p, 9/23/25
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If you like Miracle Whip it's like your taste buds have an extra chromosome. You have an extremely disfunctional palate but at least you're happy to eat crap food. I've never met a person in my life who likes miracle whip that can cook worth a ****, but they will all eat just about anything and say it's good
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 2:14p, 9/23/25
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If you like Miracle Whip it's like your taste buds have an extra chromosome. You have an extremely disfunctional palate but at least you're happy to eat crap food. I've never met a person in my life who likes miracle whip that can cook worth a ****, but they will all eat just about anything and say it's good


Preach, brother
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In reply to TexasAggie81 • 2:23p, 9/23/25
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TexasAggie81 said:
Miracle Whip (not mayo … ewwwww) on one and mustard on the other.

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2:41p, 9/23/25
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Doug Heffernan has the answer.

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4:56p, 9/23/25
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2 parts Duke's mayo
2 parts brown mustard
1 part teriyaki sauce
1/2 part prepared horseradish
crap ton of black pepper

Combine and put into a squeeze bottle.
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6:15p, 9/23/25
And if somebody puts ketchup on their steak… Get a rope!
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6:19p, 9/23/25
Mayo on a burger everytime. Sometimes mustard when compelled. Mustard on a hot dog. Ketchup should never ever be on a hotdog or burger.
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6:21p, 9/23/25
Here's something weird, but it sure is tasty. When I was a kid, my aunt made peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches on white bread. I had never seen that before and it weirded me out. She talked me into trying it and to this day, at 67, it's still a tasty treat.
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6:28p, 9/23/25
My best friend from junior high and high school was a guy from India who ended up being valedictorian. His mother would make him cheese and jelly sandwiches. These were the days before political correctness, and I razed him endlessly about it. I had a cousin who would eat mayonnaise sandwiches and he ended up extremely fat, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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6:59p, 9/23/25
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Mayo/mustard on burger.

Ketchup/mustard on hot dog.
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In reply to EFE • 7:00p, 9/23/25
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EFE said:
Mayo on the bottom bun in contact with the burger patty, then veggies, then mustard on the top bun in contact with the veggies


This guy f***s.
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9:28p, 9/23/25
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Other non Cholula/mayo/mustard option:

None of the above

Take jalapeño popper and smash into/onto patty.

Jalapeno/bacon/cream cheese burger nirvana
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9:47p, 9/23/25
So you're on a first date with a really hot chick. You're at a really decent steakhouse and she orders her steak well done and then put globs of ketchup on it.
I say it's time to bail. Good steak doesn't need any added condiments or sauces. Am I right?
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10:55p, 9/23/25
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Mustard and A1 on a burger are fantastic.

Story time:
We had an IT guy who would make 4-5 packages of chicken flavored ramen every day in the shared kitchen space. He would add mayo for extra flavor. It still grosses me out thinking about it. Sadly, but not surprisingly given his size, he passed a couple years ago.
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In reply to BartInLA • 12:13p, 9/24/25
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BartInLA said:
So you're on a first date with a really hot chick. You're at a really decent steakhouse and she orders her steak well done and then put globs of ketchup on it.
I say it's time to bail. Good steak doesn't need any added condiments or sauces. Am I right?

I can fix her.
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In reply to BartInLA • 2:58p, 9/24/25
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BartInLA said:
So you're on a first date with a really hot chick. You're at a really decent steakhouse and she orders her steak well done and then put globs of ketchup on it.
I say it's time to bail. Good steak doesn't need any added condiments or sauces. Am I right?

You said hot chick, so no. You really should wait it out for the after hours dessert course then dump her.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 2:59p, 9/24/25
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Brian Earl Spilner said:
BartInLA said:
So you're on a first date with a really hot chick. You're at a really decent steakhouse and she orders her steak well done and then put globs of ketchup on it.
I say it's time to bail. Good steak doesn't need any added condiments or sauces. Am I right?

I can fix her.

Plot twist: She doesn't eat sausage either.
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In reply to BartInLA • 1:17a, 9/25/25
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She also ruined her steak by ordering it well done, of course she needed ketchup for flavor.
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In reply to EFE • 9:17a, 9/25/25
EFE said:
Mayo on the bottom bun in contact with the burger patty, then veggies, then mustard on the top bun in contact with the veggies


You have it upside down. Mustard goes on the bottom bun in contact with the burger patty, then Mayo in the top bun in contact with the veggie's.
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