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What's the order that you put your shoes and socks on?
Is it right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe?
Is it right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe?
Something else?
Is it right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe?
Is it right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe?
Something else?
Have you ever tried butternut squash? Does it taste good? I think it tastes good.
If your mom were a number, what number would she be? My mom would be the number 44.
Why don't ghosts play more farting pranks? If I were a ghost, every time someone bent over to pick something up I'd make a fart noise.
What is art? Is nature considered art? Or is it only what we make? What if a penguin walks in paint and then onto a canvas - is that art? Does it have to be intentional? Cuz I don't think that penguin intended to do art.
What's a funny tattoo to get on a butt cheek?
If you were a foreigner coming to this country with a name you knew was too difficult to pronounce for English speakers and you had to choose a new name to go by, what would it be?
I don't think I like the name Carl, don't choose that one. The name itself kind of creeps me out but I can't explain why.
I don't think I like the name Carl, don't choose that one. The name itself kind of creeps me out but I can't explain why.
713nervy said:
If your mom were a number, what number would she be? My mom would be the number 44.
Your mom would be 69
What's Prince William's wife's name? Kate Beckinsale? Did we ever figure out what's going on with her health? Is she better?
713nervy said:
What is art? Is nature considered art? Or is it only what we make? What if a penguin walks in paint and then onto a canvas - is that art? Does it have to be intentional? Cuz I don't think that penguin intended to do art.
Something beautiful made by talented humans
713nervy said:
What's a funny tattoo to get on a butt cheek?
A burger
Are Smurf's still a thing? Does Smurf smut exist? If so, gross.
Do people visit Alaska during the winter?
You come home one day to find a seagull in your house and you have no idea how it got there. The next day there's two. How many days would it take for you to figure out that someone was playing a prank on you?
Do you work in a freezer?
Why did it become a big deal for humans to have straight teeth? Did Big Braces get an influx in their marketing budget one day and decide to make straight teeth the new standard in beauty?
How many worms would it take to devour a medium sized apple? And how long? That would be SO boring to watch.
Are there dogs in the military? Can ANY kind of dog join the military?!
713nervy said:
Why did it become a big deal for humans to have straight teeth? Did Big Braces get an influx in their marketing budget one day and decide to make straight teeth the new standard in beauty?
When they saw British Royalty smile for the first time.
What do you envision for your funeral? Burial or cremation? Did you know that they can bury your ashes?! Isn't that weird?
How did strawberry get to be the third standard milkshake offering along with chocolate and vanilla? Why not banana? Or caramel? Does anyone ever actually order strawberry? I don't believe it.
My dentist told me that drinking soda, coffee or tea through a straw doesn't actually help keep your teeth white. Isn't that lame?
OOOHH what about a honey milkshake? Would that be any good?
713nervy said:
What's the order that you put your shoes and socks on?
Is it right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe?
Is it right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe?
Something else?
Archie is correct.
What's a can't miss thing to do where you live? That if you only had time to do one thing, it would be this?
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713nervy said:
How did strawberry get to be the third standard milkshake offering along with chocolate and vanilla? Why not banana? Or caramel? Does anyone ever actually order strawberry? I don't believe it.
Neapolitan ice cream. Duh…
In Hoc Signo Vinces
How many sits in the lifetime of a toilet seat? How frequently are you supposed to change out the toilet seat in the first place?
Do you ever see shapes in the clouds? I swear people are just making that **** up
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Oh got a great question.
Why is the best sex always with a psycho chick?
I mean like damn!!!!!
Psycho and also a ginger!!!! Balls be looking like 2 way over ripe prunes.
Why is the best sex always with a psycho chick?
I mean like damn!!!!!
Psycho and also a ginger!!!! Balls be looking like 2 way over ripe prunes.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
713nervy said:
Are there dogs in the military? Can ANY kind of dog join the military?!
I bet air bud would be a great serviceman.
Can inanimate things be 'sexy'? Is there such thing as a sexy tree or a sexy chair? Trees don't even have butts
713nervy said:
What's the order that you put your shoes and socks on?
Is it right sock, left sock, right shoe, left shoe?
Is it right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe?
Something else?
Left then right on both
Yes, it's delicious. I had a butter nut squash bisque the other day and I almost came. Actually I'm lying….not almost. I did.713nervy said:
Have you ever tried butternut squash? Does it taste good? I think it tastes good.
713nervy said:
If your mom were a number, what number would she be? My mom would be the number 44.
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