Random thoughts this morning…

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Southlake
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7:57a, 9/30/25
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My wife is reading the paper and says hey, here's an ad about a Siamese Twin Museum and I said, "I don't think you could get in…

…she replies, "I could if you joined me…"

It's 8 am. This is as good as we're gonna get today.
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Anchorhold
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8:03a, 9/30/25
Salad is the ultimate Virtual Reality; you get to simulate eating by actually chewing and swallowing with none of the benefits like calories or protein.
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In reply to Southlake • 8:43a, 9/30/25
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I hope you were smart enough to accept what appears to be an invitation.
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dabo man
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8:44a, 9/30/25
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Sheep go to Heaven. Goats go to Hell.
It hardly seems fair.

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In reply to Anchorhold • 9:11a, 9/30/25
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In reply to Slicer97 • 9:35a, 9/30/25
Slicer97 said:
I hope you were smart enough to accept what appears to be an invitation.


Looks like he ran to straight to TexAgs instead.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:38a, 9/30/25
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That or he gets things done really quickly.

Either way, T&P for his poor wife.
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King of the Dairy Queen
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9:39a, 9/30/25
This never happened because no one reads the paper anymore.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 10:04a, 9/30/25
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maroon barchetta said:
Slicer97 said:
I hope you were smart enough to accept what appears to be an invitation.


Looks like he ran to straight to TexAgs instead.

No, I had a couple minutes…


We went to the museum and they actually had a set of Siamese Twins there. They weren't happy and said they wanted to split…
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10:35a, 9/30/25
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We are Siamese if you please, cha cha cha
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1:09p, 9/30/25
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I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.

Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins."
In Hoc Signo Vinces
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In reply to Ragoo • 1:15p, 9/30/25
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Ragoo said:
We are Siamese if you please, cha cha cha


That was pretty wild

No way that makes it into a kids movie in current day
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