" FIRE BREATHING AMPLIFIERS, EARTH SHAKING SPEAKERS"

Let it be Lowenbrau!

Take a sniff,
Pull it out,
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.....

Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya
It's got a taste that gets right to ya
Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna moooove ya!

dabo man said:

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Call 267-8433....

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Houston Post Classifieds...
"Call 9 4 o double o double o, 9 4 o double o double o ...)

Repeats a bunch of times and gets stuck in your head for 40 years.

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Amazing! In Dallas, it was "748 1414, 748 1414! Call the Dallas Times Herald Classifieds...at 748 1414! We are the pages...more people are turning to."

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Sometimes you feel like a nut

Mein Bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z

Mein Bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N

Call four five nine twenty-two twenty-two and get a mr Gattis pizza delivered

Let's go way on way back when

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in woods so he knew every tree
Killed him a bar when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the wild frontier

Come listen to my story about a man named Jed…

Hot dogs,
Armour hot dogs,
what kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
tough kids, sissy kids,
even kids with chicken pox!
love hot dogs,
Armour Hot Dogs,
The dogs … kids … love … to … bite!

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Hot dogs, Puryear
Armour hot dogs, Puryear
what kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? What kind of f@gs live in Puryear?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks Fat f@gs, skinny f@gs, f@gs who suck your d**k
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There was more that I don't remember. Puryear also had a song they would serenade us with (in Law). I'll see if anyone else remembers that one.

not a jingle but it got stuck in my head and I'd sing "llama Mr. Norman." All the while butchering the other crazy Spanish words in the commercial.

What walks down stairs
alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkety sound

A spring a spring

a marvelous thing

evryone knows it's Slinky

It's Slinky, it's Slinky
for fun it's a wonderful toy

It's Slinky, it's Slinky
it's fun for a girl and a boy.

It's FUN for a girl and a boy.

GI Joe GI Joe
Fighting man from head to toe
on the land and the sea and the air

conjunction junction what's your function?

I ain't remember any commercials for them but I loved G.I. Joe stuff when I was a kid.

maroon barchetta said:

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I ain't remember any commercials for them but I loved G.I. Joe stuff when I was a kid.

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Do you remember the TV show? Because that was the commercial.

If it was the cartoon around the time the action figures were smaller instead of the big ones from the 70's then no.

McDonalds is your kind of place
hamburgers in your face
dill pickles up your nose
french fries between your toes
and don't forget those delicious shakes
taste like poluted lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place!

Houston in the late 60's

Summer winter spring or fall
Shop in the air conditioned mall
One place you can get it all
In Sharpstown... Center

Davis, Chuck Davis
Chuck Davis Chevrolet
Davis, Chuck Davis
Chuck Davis Chevrolet
Can and will get you a better deal
On America's greatest automobile
Davis, Chuck Davis
Chuck Davis Chevrolet

4 5 9 22 22
Mr. Gattis pizza delivers

The best part of waking up

is Folger's in your cup.

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Not a jingle to sing to but surely one to mimic/hum or whatever you call it.

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The 9 y/o in me always attaches this to the movie Rocky for some reason. Maybe the first time I watched Rocky was on HBO, maybe it is just similar to the Rocky tunes. Funny how things imprint on you as a child.

maroon barchetta said:

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I ain't remember any commercials for them but I loved G.I. Joe stuff when I was a kid.

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In that vein...

"I... HAVE.... THE.... POWER!!!"

"Transformers, robots in disguise..."

MARVIN ZINDLER, EYEWHITNESS NEWS !!!

I remember being much more interested in the artistic qualities of that Teela character in the cartoon as a kid…

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Whenever I hear the HBO static/ hum I expect to hear the Sopranos theme start.

As for jingles, I remember "You got the look" and "You got it, Toyota."

I grew up in NJ so our local commercials were a lot of mobbed-up appliance stores like Crazy Eddie...his prices were insane!

Casa Ole, fresh today

I want my baby back baby back baby back.....

Clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off......the clapper

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid

Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time......

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

To the theme song of the old Chuck Conners series Branded

Stranded, stuck on the bathroom bowl
What do you do when your stranded
And you don't have a roll?

748-1414, 748-1414, call the Dallas Times Herald classifieds, get results like you've never seen before. We are the pages more people are turning to.

Lone Star beer commercial:

We've seen tough times around these parts before
But a Texan's at his best when his backs against the wall
Working long days in the saddle
Punching rope and branding cattle
The Lone Star is on the rise again.

Give me love give me Lone Star give me Texas
Give me hard work, soft ladies, and good friends
Don't mess with me or mess around with Texas
The Lone Star is on the rise again.

When I got to A&M in 1986, I heard this commercial and it has stuck in my head ever since.