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I'm radioactive right now

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AggieArchitect04
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12:36p, 10/23/25
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Having a nuclear stress test done today and they injected me with something. I asked what it did.

Nurse: It makes you radioactive.

Me: Will I get superpowers?

Nurse: *eyeroll*
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vin1041
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12:42p, 10/23/25
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Only a spider bite
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12:44p, 10/23/25
Did they give you anything effective to protect your eyes?
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12:47p, 10/23/25
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I'm usually sharp enough to bite my tongue when I realize I'm about to make a joke they've heard a thousand times
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 12:52p, 10/23/25
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FIDO*98* said:
I'm usually sharp enough to bite my tongue

Aren't you the same middle-aged man that said he could sleep with any woman he worked with if he wanted to?
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12:54p, 10/23/25
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Should have told the nurse you now have x-ray vision...
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 12:58p, 10/23/25
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AggieArchitect04 said:
FIDO*98* said:
I'm usually sharp enough to bite my tongue

Aren't you the same middle-aged man that said he could sleep with any woman he worked with if he wanted to?


No, not remotely. In a thread where girls were talking about men behaving badly at meetings, I pointed out that female coworkers have hit on me. iow, it goes both ways.

What an absolutely bizarre misinterpretation of what I said and even more bizarre to try and bridge that into this thread.
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1:08p, 10/23/25
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Are you fat? Was it your heart? I had one of those about 2 years ago. Nothing was wrong with my heart.
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1:13p, 10/23/25
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T&Ps for your bottom
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1:19p, 10/23/25
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Just wait until you get one of those tests where they want to stick a metal stick up your pee hole. Not exactly any happy endings there except for it being over.
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 2:06p, 10/23/25
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Relax, my guy. I'm just teasing you.
FIDO*98* said:
[it goes both ways.
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In reply to javajaws • 2:23p, 10/23/25
javajaws said:
Just wait until you get one of those tests where they want to stick a metal stick up your pee hole. Not exactly any happy endings there except for it being over.
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In reply to javajaws • 2:25p, 10/23/25
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javajaws said:
Just wait until you get one of those tests where they want to stick a metal stick up your pee hole. Not exactly any happy endings there except for it being over.

Bro, if this is going on at your doctor's office I suggest you find a new doc STAT.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
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2:31p, 10/23/25
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Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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2:41p, 10/23/25
Tonight treat yourself to a Gin Atomic
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In reply to Anchorhold • 6:50a, 10/24/25
Anchorhold said:
Did they give you anything effective to protect your eyes?

The goggles, they do nothing!
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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 1:53p, 10/24/25
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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
javajaws said:
Just wait until you get one of those tests where they want to stick a metal stick up your pee hole. Not exactly any happy endings there except for it being over.

Bro, if this is going on at your doctor's office I suggest you find a new doc STAT.

She assured me it was for purely medical purposes!
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2:10p, 10/24/25
I've got to think she gets asked that 80% of the times. Who wouldn't ask that?
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