FedEx delivered our package to our neighbor's house today. They don't use their front door often. It was on the front porch. Luckily the neighbor saw it out the window or something and was walking out his gate to bring it to us when I was heading down the street to walk a dog.

We have a missing USPS package that has been to:

Dallas
San Antonio
North Houston
South Houston
Detroit
North Houston again
Leona

lotsofhp said:

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Holy smokes didn't see a perma ban coming from this thread

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Who doesn't love a little mid-afternoon surprise insta ban ??

maroon barchetta said:

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FedEx delivered our package to our neighbor's house today. They don't use their front door often. It was on the front porch. Luckily the neighbor saw it out the window or something and was walking out his gate to bring it to us when I was heading down the street to walk a dog.

We have a missing USPS package that has been to:

Dallas
San Antonio
North Houston
South Houston
Detroit
North Houston again
Leona

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That package has seen some shizz.

lotsofhp said:

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Holy smokes didn't see a perma ban coming from this thread

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I see what you did there.

Burdizzo, did you ever get your package?

Yes

IIIHorn said:

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lotsofhp said:

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Holy smokes didn't see a perma ban coming from this thread

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I see what you did there.

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What did I do?

lotsofhp said:

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IIIHorn said:

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lotsofhp said:

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Holy smokes didn't see a perma ban coming from this thread

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I see what you did there.

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What did I do?

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Sorry,

I thought your response was related to the "return to cinder" tangent.

Good to see

Remember when EVERYONE agreed the USPS is a massive failure until President Trump said it out loud? And then all the Trump-triggered Democrat morons lost their minds. Now we are stuck with the worst government service among a government full of terrible service.

I receive an email each day from usps.com with a list of items I'm to receive in the mail that day. On Monday, I clicked a tracking information link in one of those emails, and usps.com made me log in before I was allowed to view the information.

Now I'm getting two emails a day from usps.com. One for my previous address (I moved in July) and one for my current address. I got an email a little while ago that a package was delivered to me at 8:35 this morning. This was a package delivered to my previous address for the current tenants there. It's all terribly confusing.

Burdizzo said:

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Yes

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What was the final route path? I'm very intrigued

AgsMyDude said:

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Burdizzo said:

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Yes

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What was the final route path? I'm very intrigued

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It included a route canal.

Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:

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Had a wife just like usps.

Never knew when she would come or if she even would.

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Yeah, but you actually CARE if the packages come...

IIIHorn said:

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AgsMyDude said:

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Burdizzo said:

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Yes

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What was the final route path? I'm very intrigued

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It included a route canal.

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The best part of this joke is the delivery...

IIIHorn said:

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AgsMyDude said:

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Burdizzo said:

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Yes

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What was the final route path? I'm very intrigued

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It included a route canal.

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Not a final one, it still shows out for delivery. USPS might have sent it to Alaska before it showed up, you never know

AgsMyDude said:

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Burdizzo said:

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Yes

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What was the final route path? I'm very intrigued

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It showed up Nov 18. The two puzzling questions were what unnamed places it was scanned on November 14 and why it floated around San Antonio for almost three days.

they were probably using it to move drugs around

toucan82 said:

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they were probably using it to move drugs around

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This explains why the dog drug it.