I am at the oncology clinic. One of the doctors here is Dr. Harroff. No word if Dr. Wiig works here too


(Cue the jokes about the Austin urologist named Richard Chopp)

There's a urologist named Richard Chopp?! That's fantastic!

713nervy said:

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There's a urologist named Richard Chopp?! That's fantastic!

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Was. I am pretty sure he retired not long ago.

I first became aware of him about 1994. A business associate got a vasectomy. He was a little, bald-headed, Indian guy who loved to tell the joke, "Get dis... my urologists name is ..... Deeck Chop!!!!"

Are you ok?

713nervy said:

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There's a urologist named Richard Chopp?! That's fantastic!

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... and then the guy says "It was a million-to-one shot, doc. A million-to-one."

Burdizzo said:

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I am at the oncology clinic. One of the doctors here is Dr. Harroff. No word if Dr. Wiig works here too


(Cue the jokes about the Austin urologist named Richard Chopp)

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Dr. Heaven is an oncologist in Abilene.

Several years ago I got a vasectomy. Best decision ever.

I was a little nervous and wanted to make sure my doctor liked me and wouldn't **** it up. When he came in to do the "pre-op" I delivered…

"Hi, I'm doctor so-and-so. I have to ask you a few questions about why you are getting this procedure and confirm you understand what it means. What do you know about what we will be doing today?"

"Doc, I know it will make a vas deferens in my life."

"Damn, that's a good one!"

It backfired. He was still laughing when he was holding the scalpel which led to more anxiety.

My girlfriend was happy about me getting it done, but was not impressed with my pun.

Dr dick chopp ended up on a late light bit about people with names that describe their professions.
i think it was Kimmel.

I have a friend and colleague in emergency medicine whose name is Dr. Dies. His patients prefer to call him Dr. Lives.

When I was 24 or 25 I worked in the medical center in Houston. I went to this doctor who did bloodwork. She had a very dry personality (1st and only time I went ot her).

Her: Your bloodwork numbers are fanastic! Whatever you are doing keep it up.

Me: Fantastic! I'll keep eating Whataburger every night.

She just stared at me.

I was serious. I was poor, so I coulld eat a Whataburger kids meal for $3.24. So I would alternate between chicken and burger a few nights a week.

All three of my children were delivered by a Kansas City OBGYN named Dr Younglove!

Ohh my dentist going up (and who is still my moms dentist) is Dr. Dick Wehner.

I had to have oral surgery twice back in the 80's (my teeth grew in all wonky) and I can't remember the doc's first name but his last name was Carver.

My pediatrician growing up was Dr. Werner Stork.

Dr. Stork also delivered a number children in our town.

Dr. Chopp did my vasectomy, years ago. I never even bothered to do the confirmation months later.

Also, there used to be a hospital in Dallas named Dedman. Not sure if it's still there. I figured arriving patients might be pretty anxious being told they're at dead-man hospital.

My sister used to go to a dentist named Dr. Payne.

Years ago there was a proctologist in Houston by the name of Dr. Butts.

True story.

Biz Ag said:

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Years ago there was a proctologist in Houston by the name of Dr. Butts.

True story.

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Predestination

My mom's oncologist was Dr. Moron.

He was amazing, but I tend to think his practice didn't grow as quickly as some docs

I also know and worked with a Dr. Payne.

I was a victim of Dr Chopp many years ago. I wish my wife was as funny as this guy's wife: