The girl I met up with 3 years ago. I ended up having a wild night with her and I realized I had been missing out on real experiences with women I really liked for a decade.

How have you been by the way? I haven't seen you on here in forever.

Page 2 and no "Your mom"? Very disappointed in all of you. It's the Christmas season, for Pete's sake.

That's because your mom was just kind of okay.

Who is Pete?

Green2Maroon said:

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Toyota is the best.

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'21 Tundra and '15 4Runner here. Ain't got time to f around.

Those will be the last, in my opinion, generation of great vehicles.

1a. Divorce
1b. Ankle replacement

Got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Ah yes, the lights out date. Being raised strict Catholic and having not married by the age of 20 I discovered the lights out date. Severely lower the standards, turn off the lights and it's all great until she's still there in the morning.

Yours sounds pretty rough. Although I too went through that growing up in a hardcore Catholic family. When the time came to graduate from high school and turn 18, the Army was a lot more appealing than four years under my parents' thumbs in college.

Quitting smoking.

713nervy said:

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Who is Pete?

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"For Pete's sake" is an exclamation used to show frustration, annoyance, or surprise, originating as a milder, less offensive substitute for "for Christ's/God's sake". The "Pete" is a euphemism, likely referring to St. Peter, to avoid blasphemy, with similar phrases like "for pity's sake" or "for heaven's sake" used in the same way.

• Meaning: Expresses exasperation, impatience, or strong feeling (e.g., "For Pete's sake, get that done!").
• Origin: A minced oath, replacing "Christ's" or "God's" with "Pete," a shortened form of Saint Peter, around the early 20th century.
• Similar phrases: "For the love of Pete," "For pity's sake," "For heaven's sake".

I'm trying to be a better person. Stop being a bad influence and holding me back.

Alcohol. Quit drinking alcohol. My world did a 180-degree turn.

maroon barchetta said:

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Got a colonoscopy. It didn't seem like things were better for a long time, and sometimes they still aren't.

But I'm alive. Without it, probably not alive.

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I got one of those last week, and all I got was diarrhea.

Bidet

maroon barchetta said:

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Got a colonoscopy. It didn't seem like things were better for a long time, and sometimes they still aren't.

But I'm alive. Without it, probably not alive.

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Is there anything I can do to make the experience less awkward for myself and dr. Chaudhuri?

Doubtful

Bought a Dyson Airwrap. I'm only 3 days in to using it but holy mother my hair looks AMAZING!

713nervy said:

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Bought a Dyson Airwrap. I'm only 3 days in to using it but holy mother my hair looks AMAZING!

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I couldn't bring myself to spend that much money on it, I got the Shark branded one and I love it

Having a kid

Don't get me wrong, kids are a lot work but man the rewards are so great

aznaggiegirl07 said:

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713nervy said:

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Bought a Dyson Airwrap. I'm only 3 days in to using it but holy mother my hair looks AMAZING!

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I couldn't bring myself to spend that much money on it, I got the Shark branded one and I love it

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oh man, i need one

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Eliminatus said:

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Learn that it is ok to let some people go in your life. Up to and including family and significant others.

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Username finally checks out

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