I think it is based on square inches vs square inches.

MouthBQ98 said:

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I think it is based on square inches vs square inches.

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of your poo?

https://shop.charmin.com/regular-rolls/?srsltid=AfmBOopLOtng1mt51kSnnDr6-_LEJl4Z1tT2QMkZ3f7ukdHlf8u0F5of

According to the packaging, a regular roll of the Charmin brand is 52 sheets. Other brands may vary.

I'm now on a toilet paper side quest.

Charmin has released what they are referring to as the "Forever Roll" which makes no sense because they are simultaneously saying it could last up to a month or more.

They have also released a bamboo toilet paper product. Based on the imagery it appears they have made it into sheets of paper rather than packaging a bunch of hard sticks into a box.

For those into luxurious pampering of your bum, "C by Charmin" is there for you.

Bottom left hand corner of the sticker on the grocery store shelf is good for comparisons.

You guys don't recycle?

AtticusMatlock said:

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This makes me madder than The Neverending Story

The real scandal here is that they're ****ing us by making the rolls fatter but with a shorter width. Eventually we'll be wiping with toilet paper that fits on a tape dispenser.

Can't wait for the new commercial with those colorful bears and the forever roll.

Understand toilet paper math? Have you ever taken "differential equations"? I heard horror stories about that class. I think they are on par.

Calculate (Sheets Per Roll * Number of Rolls) / Price to find sheets per dollar, or ideally, Total Square Footage / Price (cost per square foot) for the most accurate comparison, accounting for different plies and roll equivalencies.

HUH?!

toucan82 said:

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No, toilet paper is real. I've used it once.

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Thoughts and prayers. That must have been awful for you.

I use traditional math, not Common Core math, and I can only calculate it by Sears & Roebuck Catalog pages and the number of corn cobs used.

It was pretty bad. Not as traumatic as the time I tied my shoes but still pretty bad.

Impressive that we've gotten this far in the thread and the bidet people haven't shown up.

Sit down commodian?

The AntAGonist said:

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Understand toilet paper math? Have you ever taken "differential equations"? I heard horror stories about that class. I think they are on par.

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Lap pause transform.

Duh …

AggieArchitect04 said:

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Impressive that we've gotten this far in the thread and the bidet people haven't shown up.

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No need to discuss things you poor people can't afford.

AtticusMatlock said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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Impressive that we've gotten this far in the thread and the bidet people haven't shown up.

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No need to discuss things you poor people can't afford.

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Setting aside the fact that toilet paper costs more than water…

Imagine thinking you're rich and have made it in life because you made 3 easy payments of $9.99 to be able to shoot water up your butthole. Lol

Ask any vet from Iraq or Afghanistan about Hajji TP.

Narrow - probably 1.5" more narrow than US TP
Single Ply - No comment needed

Now add a Port-a-John in 115 degF.
Or better yet - a cut down 55gal drum filled with diesel with a plywood seat.

I'm glad my cat was never one to screw with the tp, but can you imagine how exhausted a feline would get and the mess one could make with the monster roll?

Beer Baron said:

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The real scandal here is that they're ****ing us by making the rolls fatter but with a shorter width. Eventually we'll be wiping with toilet paper that fits on a tape dispenser.

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We won't be wiping our asses - we'll be flossing.

IIIHorn said:

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The AntAGonist said:

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Understand toilet paper math? Have you ever taken "differential equations"? I heard horror stories about that class. I think they are on par.

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Lap pause transform.

Duh …

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This joke went over these peoples head.....

One Eyed Reveille said:

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IIIHorn said:

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The AntAGonist said:

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Understand toilet paper math? Have you ever taken "differential equations"? I heard horror stories about that class. I think they are on par.

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Lap pause transform.

Duh …

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This joke went over these peoples head.....

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Ohmg

Charmin should make a mega roll.

I mean "mega" in the SI sense, equivalent to one million regular rolls.

Getting it inside your house would be a challenge, but you'd be set for life, even eating at Taco Bell every day.

Bunch of dirty star fish in this thread, bidet 4 life

BonfireNerd04 said:

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Charmin should make a mega roll.

I mean "mega" in the SI sense, equivalent to one million regular rolls.

Getting it inside your house would be a challenge, but you'd be set for life, even eating at Taco Bell every day.

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You would be literally on a roll.

As a replacement for the bidet, someone should invent a steamroller.