Penile that is.

https://x.com/i/trending/2019434385385382316

NEW: The World Anti-Doping Agency is reportedly investigating whether or not Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their pen*s' with hyaluronic acid for a competitive edge.

The announcement comes after German newspaper Bild reported on the bizarre accusation.

The outlet reports… pic.twitter.com/SxpKubSKp2

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 5, 2026

Huh… did not have that one on my bingo card.

So a friend of mine asked me where can you buy this filler? He's really into science and stuff.

How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Probably aerodynamics of it being stretched out and flat versus stretched over a bulge. With how they jump, even minute differences in drag coefficient can have noticeable impacts.

ABATTBQ11 said:

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bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Probably aerodynamics of it being stretched out and flat versus stretched over a bulge. With how they jump, even minute differences in drag coefficient can have noticeable impacts.

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Your mom goes to college

Shouldn't black dudes be dominating ski jumping then? N'omm sayin?

Injecting something in the pee pee is a no from me.

No, but I bet your mom does.

The Chicken Ranch said:

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Injecting something in the pee pee is a no from me.

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It ain't for your mom, gnome sayin'?

ValleyRatAg said:

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So a friend of mine asked me where can you buy this filler? He's really into science and stuff.

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May want to read more before deciding to stick a needle in a sensitive place:

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A 1-2cm girth boost

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Also, we now have to assume that they're going in for their scans at maximum inflation. Awkward.

Slicer97 said:

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bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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It's not about this. I'm betting this is more of a performance enhancer for after hours activities in the Olympic village and this is their excuse.

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Its exactly this. Apparently the length of your d affects the size of the suit you can wear.

I guess they'll have to go back to the old fashioned method of using ***** pumps lol.


https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3594690

Yep. Jumpers are measured by a 3D scanner when getting fitted for a suit. If you inflate the size of your dingaling when you get scanned, it increases the amount of fabric your suit is allowed to have. Once everything deflates you have a nice extra bit of fabric wing in that area which will increase your jump distance.

I say genius.

Slicer97 said:

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The Chicken Ranch said:

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Injecting something in the pee pee is a no from me.

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It ain't for your mom, gnome sayin'?

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Ha! One would only do that for themselves, if they needed extra swelling.

bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Bernoulli's equation explains it all.

bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Got a bigger man tool and you get a bigger suit. A bigger suit is more surface area for you to use as a wing for lift.

LarryLayman said:

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bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Bernoulli's equation explains it all.

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Found the person who failed Fluid Mechanics!

Tecolote said:

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LarryLayman said:

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bdgol07 said:

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How does a looser crotch create LESS drag while flying in the air exactly?

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Bernoulli's equation explains it all.

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Found the person who failed Fluid Mechanics!

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Fluid Mechanics is not junk science.