HELICOPTER WANTED!!!

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In reply to Caesar4 • 4:02p, 2/19/26
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Caesar4 said:
I had a boss many years ago when I worked in the helicopter industry who said:

"A helicopter is just like a woman. They're beautiful, but if you don't treat 'em right, they'll kill you."

Also: cheaper to rent than own!
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4:04p, 2/19/26
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Quote:
since most of the good jackass replies are taken ...

Obligatory "too young"?
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4:07p, 2/19/26
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Bad idea!
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4:09p, 2/19/26
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Have you asked Stringfellow Hawke? He has a sweet helicopter and posts on here.
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In reply to GIF Reactor • 4:23p, 2/19/26
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Username does not check out
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In reply to Wolfpac 08 • 4:56p, 2/19/26
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Wolfpac 08 said:
Username does not check out




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In reply to CoreyG20 • 5:24p, 2/19/26
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CoreyG20 said:
That would be much appreciated. And yes i have googled and im fine with going with some rando off google, I just wanted to give my business to an Aggie if i can


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6:21p, 2/19/26
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Plot twist. OP is marrying Ernest Borgnine and wants to see if Airwolf still gives him a chubby on the way to the honeymoon.
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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 6:23p, 2/19/26
Milwaukees Best Light said:
Plot twist. OP is marrying Ernest Borgnine and wants to see if Airwolf still gives him a chubby on the way to the honeymoon.


How could it not?
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8:43p, 2/19/26
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I've got an extra at my disposal. I'll pick her up Sunday to make sure she approves of my 'copter. Just let me know what time you want her back.
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8:49p, 2/19/26
A proper wedding.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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8:53p, 2/19/26
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Have you considered skydiving TO the wedding.
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In reply to Athanasius • 9:39p, 2/19/26
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Athanasius said:
Calling Pirate


Well done. First thing I thought of.
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10:11p, 2/19/26
NOWF CAROLINUUHHH
TAKE YA SHIRT OFF
TWIST IT ROUND YA HEAD
LIKE A HELICOPTUH
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10:46p, 2/19/26
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Have you tried the Rotary Club?
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6:43a, 2/20/26
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Didn't need the rookie badge to tell OP had no idea where he was
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6:50a, 2/20/26
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In reply to GAC06 • 7:23a, 2/20/26
GAC06 said:
Have you tried the Rotary Club?


EOT


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8:52a, 2/20/26
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My uncle has a helicopter. It's a two seater though, so he'll have to take you one at a time.
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9:11a, 2/20/26
This might do the job.

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In reply to Duffel Pud • 9:15a, 2/20/26
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This might do the job.

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9:46a, 2/20/26
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You've got it all wrong. You provide the helicopter after the exit.

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In reply to GIF Reactor • 10:57a, 2/20/26
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GIF Reactor said:
Have you asked Stringfellow Hawke? He has a sweet helicopter and posts on here.

Pinochet put his to better use though.
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In reply to FIDO*98* • 12:31p, 2/20/26
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FIDO*98* said:
Ginormus Ag said:
Wasn't there a couple that did this a few years ago and the helicopter crashed and they died?

But, I'm sure you will be fine.


Yep, in Uvalde. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-newlyweds-killed-helicopter-crash-hours-after-their-wedding-n931246

For the OP, my younger son has a friend whose family owns a helicopter. He and his date took it to prom. All of the kids made fun of them for trying too hard. Since you are asking over here, you don't have a connection or access to a helicopter, which means you are trying way way too hard.

I met the pilot multiple times. He was very experienced and had been with the granddad for years and had flown to the ranch hundreds of times. Human error turned a happy day into a tragedy.
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12:39p, 2/20/26
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Reference is Clear and Present Danger for you young ones.
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12:41p, 2/20/26
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This marriage is going to be a beating for both of these high maintenance people.
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In reply to TX_COWDOC • 1:16p, 2/20/26
TX_COWDOC said:



Reference is Clear and Present Danger for you young ones.


Will you take a check?
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1:35p, 2/20/26
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A helicopter killed SRV
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 2:22p, 2/20/26
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Tree Hugger said:
A hill killed SRV


Fify
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In reply to Mega Lops • 2:31p, 2/20/26
Oh my god I forgot this existed. Incredible
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In reply to ccard257 • 3:06p, 2/20/26
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ccard257 said:
since most of the good jackass replies are taken I guess I'll be sort of helpful. There are some helicopter hog hunting outfits in the area that might be willing to do this.

Here's one that operates out of BCS. I have never used these guys nor do I know anything about them, they just popped up on google.

HeliBacon


He already went hog hunting
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4:03p, 2/20/26
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Real stunt. One of the best action movies ever made.

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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 4:17p, 2/20/26
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Real stunt. One of the best action movies ever made.



Two epic chases in that film. And they still hold up.
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In reply to Caesar4 • 6:56p, 2/20/26
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Caesar4 said:
I had a boss many years ago when I worked in the helicopter industry who said:

"A helicopter is just like a woman. They're beautiful, but if you don't treat 'em right, they'll kill you."


A friend of mine in the industry said this:

Planes want to fly. Helicopters want to crash.
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