Ever been selected to a jury? Also, most ridic excuses you've heard during Voir Dire

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HoustonAggie11
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Peter Piper said:

Witbout looking at your profile, I bet you mainly spend your time in F16.

and you are probably a white liberal effeminate male without having to know you in real life.
DannyDuberstein
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You don't have to be a *** to be annoyed by some ******* who wastes your time at jury duty rattling on about the magna carta and clause 39

Which, btw:


DannyDuberstein
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Wait, you are too. One F16er defending another. That seems pretty gay


Duckhook
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Sticks&Stones said:



The most interesting time was when I was summoned for a Capital Murder trial. There were well over 200 of us. After a very basic voir dire among all of us, we had to set a time for individual voir dire where we had to take the witness stand, one by one to provide our answers in front of the prosecution, defense, defendant, judge, reporter, and bailiff were the only other people in the room.



I did this once too. The defense attorney was a large African-American man (like, rotund large) and he spent a lot of his time race baiting me, I think because he didn't like my answers about capital punishment on the questionnaire we had to fill out ahead of time. I never rose to take his bait though. I wasn't picked. Been probably 25 years now and I still remember his name. Walter Pink.
DannyDuberstein
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AggieArchitect04
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Oft overlooked as posters on the GB is our inane ability to masterfully **** up any thread.

I can see this one is getting good.

:popcorn:
MAROON
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Yes. Murder trial. Youth being tried as an adult. Found guilty and sent to prison for life. Baytown donut shop murder - http://ki-media.blogspot.com/2007/04/teen-gets-life-in-doughnut-shop.html
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