Offside. Eff you vegas

NormanEH said:

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Offside. Eff you vegas

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Great to have you back Norm!

Tuesday was Made for Hockey! 28 April, 2026

Bruins vs Sabres 6:30pm CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
- Current Series: 3-1
*Update! Sabres snatch an early lead 1-0 7:00 1st period
**Update - 1st intermission, score 1-0
***Update - Bears equalize for a 1-1 tie 9:00 2nd period
****Update - 1-1 2nd Intermission
*****Update: 3rd Intermission going to OT tied 1-1!!!
******Final Update: Bruins score the game ender 2-1
- Prediction: Niagara Floods up the Bears from Boston


Wild vs Stars 7:00pm CST - ESPN2
- Current Series: 2-2
*Update! Stars equalize on the PP for a 1-1 score. Go Stars!!!
*Update!!! No goal for Minnesota!!! 1-1 1st Intermission
*Update- PP goal for MIN 2-1 2nd Intermission
*Update- MIN 3 - DAL 1 11:00 3rd period
*Update - Stars gain 1 back!!! 3-2 2:30 3rd period
*Final Update- Too much wild tonight 4-2 MIN 1:30 3rd period
- Prediction: Interstellar Twinkles shine above Reunion Tower


Ducks vs Oilers 9:00pm CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
- Current Series: Donalds lead 3-1
*Update Oilers up 1-0 on Ducks!
*Update Oilers up 2-0 on Ducks!
*Update Oilers up 3-0 on Ducks! 9:45 1st period
*Update!! Quack Quacks Ducks on the board 3-1 - 11:30 2nd period
*Update! Draisaitl with Goal #2!!! 4-1 Oilers - 9:30 2nd period
*Update - 4-1 2nd Intermission
*Final Update: 4-1 Oilers squirt the Scrooges!

- Prediction: Scrooge McDuck waddles into a squirter +


Go Sabres & Go Stars!!!!

***Attention: Draisaitl Hat Trick watch!!!****

2 goals through 1.5 periods of play. Three is very possible!

Hockey Hump Day! 29 April 2026

Canadiens vs Lightning
* Final Update: Frenchies win 3-2 and lead 3-2 in series

Penguins vs Flyers
*Update: Going to Overtime with 2 eggs tied!!!
* Final Update! Flyers clinch round 1 to advance! 1-0 final score


Mammoth vs Golden Knights
Current series: 2-2
* Update: Pucked just hit the ice!! 1st period
* Mammys 1 & Gamblers 1!!!! 15:00 2nd period
*Final Update: Vegas topple the Pleistocene Elephants in two overtimes!!! 5 - 4

Double OT

ErnestEndeavor said:

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Double OT

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Short handed goal too.

Thursday Hockey Day! 30 April 2026 - NHL Playoffs Round 1 Game 6's

Stars vs Wild 6:30 CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
- Current Series - MIN up 3-2
*Update - Wild up 1-0 on Stars - 12:00 1st period
*Update- 1st Intermission - 1-0, Stars LMFG!!!!
*Update - Wyatt equalizes the board 1-1 LFG StarS!!!!
*Update!!! 2 ghost goals from each squad. 2-2 - 2nd Intermission Let's FGDStars!!!
*Update - 3-2 Minnesota Somalians up - 8:30 3rd period
*Final Update - 5-2 MN WILD Clinch & Advance

Oilers vs Ducks 9:00pm CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
- Current Series - ANA leads 3-2
*Update- 3-1 Waterfowls over Liquid Gold - 1st Intermission
*Update - Score remains the same, 9:30 2nd period
*Update - the Quack Attack increases lead to 4-1 - Duckles!!! 2nd Intermission
*Update - Edmonton shot the vulcanized rubber at their own teammate and it bounced in for a goal. 4-2 current score.
* Final Quack!!! 5-2 Ducks Flew Together - Series Clinched on to Rd 2!!!




*Edits for Updates

Wyatt Johnston equalizes for Dallas!!! 1-1 - 12:55 2nd period

2-2 - 2nd Intermission!!! Go Stars!!!

Waddle waddle ducks in the house

Friday Night Hockey! 1 May 2026 - NHL Playoffs Round 1 - Game 6's

Lightning vs Habs 6:00pm CST - ESPN2
Current Series: MTL leads 3-2
*Update!! Double Goose eggs still 0-0 - 1:30 2nd period
*Update!! Let's start overtime!!! Brand new hockey game - 0-0 1st goal scored wins!
*Final Update- Lightning strikes down the Habs for a 1-0 Victory! Series Tied Folks!!!



Sabres vs Bruins 6:30pm CST - ESPN
Current Series: BUF leads 3-2
*Update! Sabres 3 - Bruins 1 - 5:00 3rd period - Let's go Buffalo!!!
*Update!! Sabres rattle in another goal!! 4-1 Big Buffs - 2:00 3rd period
* Final Update- Niagara Falls is in full force, 4-1 Buffalo Clinch the series & advance!!! Nice job Sabres.



Golden Knights vs Mammoth 9:00pm - ESPN
Current Series: Vegas leads 3-2
*Update- Gamblers cash in their chips for Goal #1!! 1-0 - 4:00 1st period
*Update- Mammoth going on PP!!! 16:00 2nd period --->No Dice
*Update - GK's tack on a goal before 2nd intermission. 2-0 - Plenty of game left for a Mammoth sized comeback!
* Update!! - Utah Woolly stomping their first score tonight! 2-1 - 11:30 3rd period.
*Update- VGK responds...3-1 10:30 3rd period. Craps.
*Update - Great effort Utah in your post-inaugural season. Vegas 4 Utah 1 7:00 3rd period.
*Update - Mammoth go extinct - 5-1 3:00 3rd period
*Final Update: Sin City showed the Brigham Youngs whats up. 5-1 Las Vegas advances to match up against the Darkwing Ducks.

*Edits for Updates

What a fantastic game between the Bolts and Habs! Wish it would have gone to another OT or two.

Roll the Bones said:

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What a fantastic game between the Bolts and Habs! Wish it would have gone to another OT or two.

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Yeah no kidding! Good thing we'll get a Game 7 out of it.

Let's go Woolly Elephants! You got this 3rd period.

Woolly Woolly Trunks started to swing! 2-1 VGK current lead.

What happened tonight?

The Canes dominated Philly as they should have!!!!!

I like those Brind'Amours!

Hockey Sunday Funday! 3 May 2026 - Round 1 Game 7 & Round 2 Game 1

Habs vs Lightning - 5:00pm CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
Current series- 3-3 Game 7 Round 1
* Update! Frenchies go up first, 1-0 - 1st intermission.
*Update!!! Lightning equalize the score 1-1 - 4:30 2nd period
* Update - 2nd Intermission hockey heads, Score remains even at 1's. LFG Game 7!
* Update for a lead! Habs tickle in a score to make it 2-1 hockey maniacs! 6:00 3rd period.
* Final Update! Habs secure the series and advance to Round 2 with a 2-1 stranglefest on Tampa Bay. 2-1 is the final outcome.


Wild vs Avalanche - 8:00pm CST - TNT/TruTV/HBO Max
Current series - 0-0 Game 1 Round 2
*Update - Still knotted at two zeros but the Skating Snowmen had two great chances for a shorty on the Bushy PP. Wild look timid.
* Update!!! The Avs have been Flurrious this period! Wild are staring straight at a whiteout tonight! 2-0 Denver!
*Updates upon Updates!!! We're at 3-1 with 4:00 to go in 1st period.
* The Bushy Men of Wilderness claw back for a 3-2 deficit!!! This game is nutjob bonkers for every lover of hockey. More please!!! 3:30 1st period
*What a flurrious & loony first period!!! 3-2 Mile High Snowmen elevated one goal above the Gordon Bombays of MIN.
*1st 2nd Period Update!!! The Squatches of Denver climb to a 2 score lead. 4-2 Bob Denvers up! 13:45 2nd period hockey hooligans!
*Update! Tarasenko called Bob Dylan in his Lake Shanty who hooked a walleyed goal. Make it 4-3 Lake Hazards down 1!!! 7:30 2nd period.
*UPDATE! Rocky Mountains are frosting folks! Northern Pikes getting their Moose on!! 4-4 w/ 5:30 2nd period. Enjoy hockey heathens.
*Here's an update. Tarzans from 'Sota score a shorty and the Yeti huff back with a frozen rope to equalize. LMFG!!!!
*Update - 5-5 through 2 first two periods! 3rd period should be frosty and sweet with a side of hurricanes and rocky mountain highs. ; )
*Update!! Makar freezes Wallstedt in his 3rd hole for a briskly placed icicle!! 6-5 High Altitudes!!
*Double Update!!! Kadri just pucksicled Wallstedt for a 7-5 Mile High lead! WOW!
-Currently 8:40 3rd period = )
* Final Update!!!! The Abominable Snowmen scored 9 net warmers to the 'Sota Pops 6 'cicles. I hope this is a frigid indication of hockey to enjoy.



Postscript: Thanks all & have a great Tuesday!


*Edits for Updates = )

Habs take the lead 1-0 just before 1st intermission!

Montreal attempting to win game 7 without taking a shot

Habs up to 9 salty SOG's and punch in for a goal!!! 2-1 Oh Canada!

Habs stun the Tampa Bay Hab nots in Florida! 2-1

Did you see Jackie Redmond interviewing postgame and mentioned the canadiens "bold strategy"?!?

My fellow Czech Dobes is playing so well.

Roll the Bones said:

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My fellow Czech Dobes is playing so well.

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Jak Se Mas?

Wallstedt looking like a true Rook!!! Minnesota getting absolutely snowballed this first period!!!

Make it 3-0 for the Snowballers!!! Minnesota getting absolutely canoed 1st period.

We aint even started folks! Minnesota mayflys score two unanswered loonies to keep it a 1 goal differential!

3-2 First Intermission



*Side note: thanks to everyone who reads these hockey updates! NHL Playoff Hockey is simply the best.

Unbelievable folks...We are witnessing something special tonight.

10,000 Lakes just snowflaked the blizzard from Denver. 4-4 Bob Dylans and Bob Denvers tied up!!!!