Have you ever seen a Genie?

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BartInLA
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11:57a, 4/23/26
I rubbed a lamp washed up on the shores of Corpus and he gave me three wishes but said my ex-wife will get twice of everything I get?

My first wish was for a Limousine and poof it appeared and his ex got two.

His second was for 500 million dollars and his ex got a billion dollars.

His final wish was for the Ginie to beat him half to death.
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Tree Hugger
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12:03p, 4/23/26
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My

His

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Excellent cut/paste work
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Anchorhold
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12:14p, 4/23/26
I can believe you were in Corpus, not sober, and that you decided to rub one out. How close were you to the Selina Memorial?
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12:19p, 4/23/26
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1. Make my ***** 2" bigger. Boom, now my ex wife has a 6" dick.
2. Allow me to have a threesome every other Friday. Boom, now she's getting ****ed by 5 dudes every week.
3. Allow me to be drunk after 1 drink. Boom, she's constantly wasted, gets pulled over and goes to jail.

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dabo man
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12:22p, 4/23/26
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I miss dead baby jokes.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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Tree Hugger
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In reply to dabo man • 12:33p, 4/23/26
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dabo man said:
I miss dead baby jokes.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

A: It depends how you throw them.

What's the best thing about building your house out of dead babies?

Because then you could **** your house.


(probably the worst joke I have ever heard)
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In reply to BartInLA • 12:59p, 4/23/26
BartInLA said:
I rubbed a lamp washed up on the shores of Corpus and he gave me three wishes but said my ex-wife will get twice of everything I get?

My first wish was for a Limousine and poof it appeared and his ex got two.

His second was for 500 million dollars and his ex got a billion dollars.

His final wish was for the Ginie to beat him half to death.

I think the last one is supposed to be that he wished to donate one kidney.

But I'm not sure because it's been 30 years since I last heard this "joke."
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1:50p, 4/23/26
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In reply to Duffel Pud • 2:05p, 4/23/26
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Even though every single episode aired before I was born...I still managed to watch every single episode...multiple times. As did probably every boy in America in the 70s and early 80s
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In reply to Anchorhold • 3:51p, 4/23/26
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Anchorhold said:
I can believe you were in Corpus, not sober, and that you decided to rub one out. How close were you to the Selina Memorial?

Well, you said he rubbed one out, so……


I came here for Barbara Eden.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to javajaws • 4:29p, 4/23/26
javajaws said:
Even though every single episode aired before I was born...I still managed to watch every single episode...multiple times. As did probably every boy in America in the 70s and early 80s


El Chico in Lake Jackson allowed employees to work in costume on Halloween.

One of the hostesses work the I Dream of Jeannie costume. She had multiple people asking her to just stop and say "Yes, Master".

The next year she loaned that costume to the other hostess and wore something else.
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8:52p, 4/23/26
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Barnes threads
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In reply to Duffel Pud • 9:18p, 4/23/26
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Very tippity of toppity shelf trim

Running around calling that dude master

Dude had it made
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AggieArchitect04
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8:55a, 4/24/26
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I dream of Jeanie, indeed.

Hope the women are taking notes.
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BartInLA
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In reply to lotsofhp • 7:30p, 4/24/26
And they were living in Houston near NASA
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to BartInLA • 7:52p, 4/24/26
They lived in Coco Beach, FL
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 10:51p, 4/24/26
AG
If your wife gets double and you said your wish was to have 2" bigger…..and your wife would then have a 6" Johnson you started out with no dick at all….you know that right?
0+2+4=6

Might want to do an edit Architect.
TAMU Wildlife and Fisheries Sciences

Boat racing is like a beautiful woman.......expensive, high maintenance, but well worth the fun!
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histag10
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8:25a, 4/25/26
AG
Does this count as a genie?
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BartInLA
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 3:36p, 4/25/26
maroon barchetta said:
They lived in Coco Beach, FL


I stand corrected but surely he went to Houston for some training.
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In reply to Gunny456 • 4:05p, 4/25/26
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I said what I said. I guess she won that round.

I'd actually be fine with my ***** only growing 1/2". Then it'd be 7-1/2" Then she'd have a *****, but nothing exciting. Just a gherkin.
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7:34a, 4/28/26
So, anyway …

A man finds an interesting lamp at an antique store.

When he gets home he decided to rub the dust off and, to his surprise, a genie appeared from the lamp and offered him three wishes.

He thinks about it and asked: I am afraid of flying. How about a bridge from here to Hawaii?

Genie says: Wish granted!
And a bridge to Hawaii appears.

Next he asks: I would like to have a beautiful wife.
The most beautiful woman he has ever seen appears by his side.

The genie advises the man that he has one more wish.

The man ponders this choice deeply and says: I would like to understand women.

The genie says: Can you think of another one?





( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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12:43p, 4/28/26
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"Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho"
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12:45p, 4/28/26
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Imma see to it dat you get bit in da ass by a german shepherd!
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In reply to histag10 • 9:39a, 4/29/26
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histag10 said:
Does this count as a genie?

Better to wrap that rascal and not let the genie out of the bottle in the first place!
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1:04p, 4/29/26
I dream of Jeanie Cusamano
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