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BartInLA

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Sadly my oldest Sea Monkey passed away today. Got him when I was seven. I know I'll never "replace" him but I'm looking to get another but they are hard to find these days.

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In reply to BartInLA • 6:24p, 4/26/26

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They used to advertise them on the back of comic books and in Mad Magazine. I don't think Mad Magazine even exists anymore.

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7:35p, 4/26/26

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Adopt Sea Monkeys. Don't buy. Sea monkey mills are horrible.

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9:23p, 4/26/26

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Can you spank a sea monkey?

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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 10:03p, 4/26/26

Only with consent

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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 10:40p, 4/26/26

It's legal in international waters.

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In reply to BartInLA • 10:47p, 4/26/26

BartInLA said:
Sadly my oldest Sea Monkey passed away today. Got him when I was seven. I know I'll never "replace" him but I'm looking to get another but they are hard to find these days.

It is "Sea People" now. Get with the times.

("Sea Folx" is also acceptable.)

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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 6:29a, 4/27/26

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Ginormus Ag said:
Adopt Sea Monkeys. Don't buy. Sea monkey mills are horrible.

I have fostered several sea monkeys after watching that Sarah McLaughlin commercial.

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8:08a, 4/27/26

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Don't stare at them with your x-ray glasses. They really don't like that.

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8:53a, 4/27/26

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They don't eat bananas. Found that out the hard way. Sure; they crawled and swam all over it; but they never even bothered to peel it.

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9:16a, 4/27/26

Sea Monkeys have their own product page on Amazon. They've got quite the selection.
I only buy purebred Mini Kongs.

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10:55a, 4/27/26

Monkey sea, monkey do.

( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )

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11:39a, 4/27/26

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Y'all are talking about those goofy shrimp tadpole things right

I think my generation equivalent was a pet rock. Or Tamagotchi

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12:43p, 4/27/26

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Quote:
Sadly my oldest Sea Monkey passed away today. Got him when I was seven. I know I'll never "replace" him but I'm looking to get another but they are hard to find these days.

So that makes you like 7.1823 years old now right?

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12:59p, 4/27/26

I've never seen a seamonkey. I think I'll search for videos of them to see what they are.

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In reply to Hondo1 • 1:54p, 4/27/26

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Hondo1 said:
I've never seen a seamonkey. I think I'll search for videos of them to see what they are.

In all seriousness they were brine shrimp sold to kids via comic book ads for several decades.

Sorry to ruin the thread.

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In reply to Burdizzo • 2:41p, 4/27/26

Marketing / invented by a Jewish boy raised in NYC who ended up with a high ranking in the KKK and Aryan Brotherhood. Also sold invisible goldfish (package of goldfish was empty) but he guaranteed you wouldn't see any.

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