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Apache
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5:01p, 1/24/19
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It's been a good run for Matthew, but I suppose he was due for another stinker. The Guardian pulls no punches on how they feel about it. I'm a little surprised... the trailers I saw made it look like a compelling film noir. Oh well... genuinely excited to find out what the horrible ending is.
From the Guardian review:
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one of the most gobsmackingly ill-conceived twists in recent history into multiplexes nationwide. To reveal it here would rob the film of a measure of its great and terrible power, so suffice it to say that it would be like It's A Wonderful Life ending with Jimmy Stewart discovering that everyone in Bedford Falls was a robot.
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Serenity offers the less-common inverse: a magnificently terrible idea, executed to perfection. It is the best kind of bad movie, bristling with more spectacularly dysfunctional personality than one hundred conveyor-belt CGI bonanzas.
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do yourself the kindness of seeing this zeppelin crash of a film before its unceremonious dismissal from theaters. Insulate yourself from any further knowledge to the best of your ability, and bear witness to the minting of a new gold standard in January movies.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jan/24/serenity-review-the-years-first-gloriously-bad-movie-is-here
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Vince Blake
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5:27p, 1/24/19
There is only one movie named Serenity that I recognize and it doesn't star some buick driving sip.
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In reply to Vince Blake • 5:37p, 1/24/19
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He drives a Ford.
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5:57p, 1/24/19
Yeah this movie review makes it sound like a two hour version of his Buick ad.

Still want to see it though, guess I am a glutton for punishment.
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In reply to hph6203 • 6:47p, 1/24/19
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hph6203 said:
He drives a Ford.
He drives a Chevy

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9:31p, 1/24/19
AG
Did the browncoats win in the remake?
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11:00p, 1/24/19
It seems that the car brand that paid McConaughey to star in their advertising campaign isn't getting their money's worth.
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In reply to Vince Blake • 6:11a, 1/25/19
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Bad Dude said:
There is only one movie named Serenity that I recognize and it doesn't star some buick driving sip.


Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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6:36a, 1/25/19
I looked up the "twist"

For those interested, its FANTASTIC:

https://www.slashfilm.com/serenity-ending-twist/
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In reply to W.C. Griffin '09 • 6:54a, 1/25/19
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W.C. Griffin '09 said:
Bad Dude said:
There is only one movie named Serenity that I recognize and it doesn't star some buick driving sip.


Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


How do Reavers clean their spears? they send them through the Wash.
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 7:37a, 1/25/19
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BMX Bandit said:
I looked up the "twist"

For those interested, its FANTASTIC:

https://www.slashfilm.com/serenity-ending-twist/
That's amazing. I'd go watch just for audience reactions.
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7:41a, 1/25/19
I thought it couldn't get better than the phrase:

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Initially resistant to her pleas because of his obsession with catching an elusive giant tuna...

I was wrong.
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7:44a, 1/25/19
AG
Just checked that spoiler link... wow!
I thought the reference I linked about "everyone being robots in It's a Wonderful Life" was hyperbole.
It seems I was wrong & that is a very good analogy.
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In reply to Apache • 8:05a, 1/25/19
Holy balls. I want to take my wife to see that just to string her along and watch her reaction.
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8:16a, 1/25/19
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It's like a bad episode of Black Mirror
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In reply to zgood10 • 8:49a, 1/25/19
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zgood10 said:
It's like a bad episode of Black Mirror
It's literally one of the endings of Bandersnatch.
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In reply to OCEN99 • 8:52a, 1/25/19
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OCEN99 said:
zgood10 said:
It's like a bad episode of Black Mirror
It's literally one of the endings of Bandersnatch.
"What the **** is Netflix?!"
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In reply to zgood10 • 9:07a, 1/25/19
zgood10 said:
BMX Bandit said:
I looked up the "twist"

For those interested, its FANTASTIC:

https://www.slashfilm.com/serenity-ending-twist/
That's amazing. I'd go watch just for audience reactions.

Lol. Somewhere M Night Shamylon just peed himself in excitement.
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 9:23a, 1/25/19
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BMX Bandit said:
I looked up the "twist"

For those interested, its FANTASTIC:

https://www.slashfilm.com/serenity-ending-twist/


Thank GOD my wife hasn't seen previews for this. She loves McCauno-whatever and the preview I saw actually looked like it could be an interesting neo-noir thriller I could take her to.

After reading that, she would have been PI$$ED and probably blamed me for dragging her to it.

I would have laughed my ass off.
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9:26a, 1/25/19
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Initially resistant to her pleas because of his obsession with catching an elusive giant tuna,
I would not think that this one sentence could be topped.....then I continued reading.
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9:33a, 1/25/19
AG
His character's name's Baker Dill, combining the two things Mc loves the most... Weed and #cocksnotglocks, amirite?
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9:38a, 1/25/19
AG
Wow that twist.

Maybe we find out in Episode 9 that 7 and 8 were that twist.
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10:26a, 1/25/19
AG
Oh my, that sounds awesome.
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10:38a, 1/25/19
AG
I'm so glad I read that spoiler link. Amazing.
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12:36p, 1/25/19
Vince Blake
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1:54p, 1/25/19
Line taken from the movie:

McConaughey: "Hey Q*Bert you got a joint on you?"

Q*Bert: "@;&?@#"

McConaughey: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
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1:59p, 1/25/19
I will definitely be watching this with my t-sip, McConaughey loving wife. I might actually like this one too.
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3:34p, 1/25/19
AG
Ya, gonna need to watch this when I go to Colorado this summer.
Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
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3:59p, 1/25/19
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Mushrooms..definitely mushrooms.
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4:08p, 1/25/19












*****Idiot warning ****



















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Can Baker choose between fishing for tuna or killing a sh**ty person? Is there a right or wrong decision? What happens if he does kill Frank? More importantly: Why did multiple Oscar winners sign up for this movie? Did they do it because they wanted a paid vacation in Mauritius, where Serenity was filmed? How is this movie getting a wide release? What type of drugs were in Steven Knight's system when he wrote this script?
All I can say is that the final 15 minutes of this movie is genuinely some of the wildest **** I've ever seen. Serenity intercuts between Baker and Karen taking a drunk and injured Frank on the fishing boat just as Justice the tuna shows up while Patrick, in real life, thinks about finally killing his stepdad with a knife he's got in his room. Baker catches Justice with his fishing rod and passes it over to Frank, who is dragged off the boat and drowns in the ocean because of Justice's immense tuna-strength. Patrick gets up from his computer and, off-screen, kills his abusive stepdad. Justice is served.
That's it. That is the very real plot of Serenity. Get a Brink's truck filled with Razzies to Steven Knight's driveway posthaste; we've got a runaway winner on our hands.
https://www.theringer.com/movies/2019/1/25/18196490/serenity-matthew-mcconaughey-anne-hathaway
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In reply to expresswrittenconsent • 6:44p, 1/25/19
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Dude... spoilers. Don't post them.
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6:46p, 1/25/19
AG
The only spoiler is this movie.
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In reply to Apache • 6:49p, 1/25/19
Apache said:
Dude... spoilers. Don't post them.

FIFY
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9:23a, 1/26/19
AG
Jesus Christ, sounds like a train wreck, but not one I want to see.
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10:34p, 1/26/19
AG
Saw it tonight. I personally really liked it. I don't care what reviewers or anyone else says. I thought it was well executed and mildly original. There was a lot of "Mud" in here from McConaughey - a movie from him I also liked. But this was my kind of movie - not quite what it seems, a little offbeat, etc. I didn't find "the twist" to be that unexpected - you could see it coming for awhile I thought. But perhaps that's because I knew there was a twist (not that I knew what it was though).

In the end, can I say I was entertained? Yes. Not sure it should win any awards good or bad though.
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