I'm printing up fake tickets to give to my wife for her birthday. It needs to be a bad comedian or musician...but REALISTICALLY bad. Not horrible, just kinda disappointing. She needs to believe I could actually be serious, but be sad. It needs to be someone who might come to Texas.

(I'm going to surprise her with the real tickets after we drive to the actual venue.)

Any ideas?

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Carrot Top

Right Said Fred

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Holy crap!

Just go here and look for somebody she wouldn't like:
https://www.bandsintown.com/c/houston-tx

Nickelback is in Tulsa, OK on August 16th.

Billy Ray Cyrus

91_Aggie said:

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Comedians:

• Sinbad
• George Lopez
• Amy Shumer
• Leslie Jones
• screw it... just about any female "comedian"

Music acts

• Dave Matthews Band
• REM

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Nobody would actually think you might see Dave Matthews. That's too obvious.

mazag08 said:

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91_Aggie said:

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Comedians:

• Sinbad
• George Lopez
• Amy Shumer
• Leslie Jones
• screw it... just about any female "comedian"

Music acts

• Dave Matthews Band
• REM

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Nobody would actually think you might see Dave Matthews. That's too obvious.

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You are right... she'd immediately know it was a joke.

Ag 11 said:

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Florida Georgia Line

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I wish i could try this one but she'd never believe I got her bro country tickets!

Rolling Stones

mazag08 said:

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91_Aggie said:

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Comedians:

• Sinbad
• George Lopez
• Amy Shumer
• Leslie Jones
• screw it... just about any female "comedian"

Music acts

• Dave Matthews Band
• REM

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Nobody would actually think you might see Dave Matthews. That's too obvious.

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My wife's cousin has been to over 100 DMB shows. Seriously

nai06 said:

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mazag08 said:

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91_Aggie said:

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Comedians:

• Sinbad
• George Lopez
• Amy Shumer
• Leslie Jones
• screw it... just about any female "comedian"

Music acts

• Dave Matthews Band
• REM

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Nobody would actually think you might see Dave Matthews. That's too obvious.

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My wife's cousin has been to over 100 DMB shows. Seriously

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I think an intervention is order.

All his songs sound like he's making up the lyrics as he goes along.

I went on a bro trip a few years ago for my birthday to see the Gorillaz in Chicago. An hour before the concert we were pregaming at the AirBNB and one of my buds goes, "Alright here's everyone's tickets".

The tickets were for Imagine Dragons at some other venue. Deep down I knew that it was a prank, but my buddy had done such a good job with photoshop or whatever, there was a piece of me that had a mild heart attack. He put on a good act too playing dumb and freaking out that he hadn't realized they were the wrong tix. Solid prank.

DG-Ag said:

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nai06 said:

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mazag08 said:

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91_Aggie said:

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Comedians:

• Sinbad
• George Lopez
• Amy Shumer
• Leslie Jones
• screw it... just about any female "comedian"

Music acts

• Dave Matthews Band
• REM

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Nobody would actually think you might see Dave Matthews. That's too obvious.

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My wife's cousin has been to over 100 DMB shows. Seriously

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I think an intervention is order.

All his songs sound like he's making up the lyrics as he goes along.

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They have actually become friends with the band and their daughter knows the drummer as "Uncle Carter".

Kenny Rogers
Toto
Bell Biv Devoe

Sex Panther said:

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I went on a bro trip a few years ago for my birthday to see the Gorillaz in Chicago. An hour before the concert we were pregaming at the AirBNB and one of my buds goes, "Alright here's everyone's tickets".

The tickets were for Imagine Dragons at some other venue. Deep down I knew that it was a prank, but my buddy had done such a good job with photoshop or whatever, there was a piece of me that had a mild heart attack. He put on a good act too playing dumb and freaking out that he hadn't realized they were the wrong tix. Solid prank.

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This is what I'm going for. Great story!

Kathy Griffin....EOT

Rick Astley?