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This was all I could think of while watching the trailer (Team America)


"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and MacAvity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."

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Satellite of Love said:

Are the famous people faces cgi'd on the dancer's faces? Something is really off, like Thumb Wars off.

Nope. It's famous people in spandex motion capture suits. Then the fur is added in post later. The difference between this and Avatar is that in Avatar the faces were 100% computer generated, but based on the actor's facial expression. Here, their faces are a blend of live-action and GCI fur, which obviously doesn't seem to be working, and is part of what gives it that floating head look.
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The fact that Titus Andromedon isn't in this is an outrage!!!

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The main selling point of this movie should be Jennifer Hudson screaming Memories.
FIFY
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Ag Since 83 said:

Saw this last night before The Lion King, and I agree with the person who said they already gave away the movie's biggest moment, Jennifer Hudson singing Memory. Plus they should have held out from revealing what the cats looked like much longer and made it a big reveal. Just a weird trailer all around.

Having never seen Cats, but vaguely knowing the plot and thinking it sounds weird, this one is a definite "wait and see" for me.
Thinking Cats has a plot gives it away that you've never seen Cats.

I am a big big fan of theater and we have season tickets to Broadway Across America and saw Cats this past spring. I can say Cats is easily one of the worst shows I've ever seen.
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The female cats should have 6-8 nipples if they are striving for realism (can you milk me ****er?).

That being said, I went to an off-off-off-off-off-Broadway staging of Cats a few years back in a suburb of DFW with a girl I was dating, because a mutual friend was in it. The production value was decent (as far as I can tell, since I know jack shat about this stuff), but I was sitting there the entire time thinking "I need some weed." And I don't partake in the Devil's Lettuce. Andrew Lloyd Webber loves LSD and other psychtropics, IMNSHO.
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I made it through 28 seconds of the trailer in the car-rider line for my kids' summer camp before I had to turn it off.
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Animation perspective for anyone curious.

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MEEN Ag 05
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WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?

That genuinely looks like an SNL parody for a movie based on a musical.....
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Ahhhh. Wook at all those sweet wittle kitty feet.
MEEN Ag 05
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Also:

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I loved it. It was much better than "Cats." I'm going to see it again and again.
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I think it looks ****ing awesome

It's in the top 3 of musicals for me
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I actually bought a ticket to see Cats on Broadway in 1994. Thought it was terrible.

I would much rather see Cats with CGI cats instead of people creepily pretending to be cats. Can you imagine singing CGI cats?
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We have had tickets for years for Broadway across America. Over the years there are several we have seen more than once. Cats is the worst experience I have ever had in a theater. No plot at all. One song of substance.
I really think it's a private joke from Webber. See how over the top ridiculous he could make it and people would still go.
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Satellite of Love said:

Are the famous people faces cgi'd on the dancer's faces? Something is really off, like Thumb Wars off.


I just want to say that 8th grade me really appreciates this Thumb Wars reference
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Saw the trailer this morning before Lion King. It seemed that everyone was into the previews and then this one came on and the theatre had a strange vibe like everyone was wondering what the heck their kids just watched.

The fact that Taylor Swift is in it too makes it a hard no.
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third coast.. said:

Just curious why taylor swift makes it a hard no when you surely watched that abortion of a trailer and that alone didnt make it a hard no.


Shake it off, bro.
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Oh it was a no before her introduction too but if my daughter begged maybe I would give in.
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They should have gotten the folks with Doctor Who to do the cats. Lower budget and far better results than what I've seen in previews for Cats.

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third coast.. said:

But what is it about taylor swift that made it a hard no?


Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate...
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The fact that I'm not a fan of hers is what made it a no. And no don't come back with "well why aren't you a fan" because I am not getting into a debate. I just choose not to be a fan of hers.
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I mean, I hate her music, but its not like going to this means I'm signing up for two hours of Shake it Off?
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It amazes me that the 1968 Planet of the Apes was able to capture the animal qualities of apes and combine it with human figures so well. Then the Tim Burton version went backwards. And here in 2019 Cats creeps me out.
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Can't sleep. Cats will eat me.
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PacifistAg said:

They should have gotten the folks with Doctor Who to do the cats. Lower budget and far better results than what I've seen in previews for Cats.



Same reason that LOTR look so good. Well done prosthetics and makeup and whatnot is always going to look better than CGI IMO. To be honest, you would think that a bunch of Broadway nerds would know better.

Doesn't matter. I love Cats. I'm gonna see this assuming I can get my theatre nerd friends to go with me.
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Too bad that Betty Buckley didn't play Grizelda in this new Cats movie, if at 72y/o she can still carry a tune. No one....I mean NO ONE can sing Memories better than she did. She's a Big Springs girl, you know.

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That being said I can't wait to see this movie. I think that the cast & costumes are simply amazing!
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Sex Panther said:


Now that I've seen the trailer...I'm all in on this ****ting on Cats hate train.
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Imagine being aliens studying humans like we study ants. They would probably find the concept of dancing to be weird and pointless as hell.
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