jokershady said:

And yet in all these Hallmark movies nobody ever does the no pants dance.

These movies are practically begging for some soft core pornography they're so cliched and by the numbers already they might as well cover all the bases....
You realize the reason Hallmark is fairly popular is a big segment of the boomers and mom's are tired of traditional Hollywood movies. The LGBTQ+ is still harping about zero representation and I pray to God they don't cave. The only place without SJW crap on TV.