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jokershady
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3:22p, 12/17/19
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Has anyone considered this??? This opens this coming Friday! This is completely going to impact TROS ticket sales! What the **** was Mouse thinking on this one trying to compete with CATS?

All star cast including Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, James Corden, Judi Dench, Ian McKellen and then other people....but ALL CATS!

CAT videos are the main thing the internet is known for! Probably more than porn at this point.

CATS damnit! There's no way TROS tops 300 million at this point!



Caterday comes early this week! Lookout!
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3:42p, 12/17/19
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jokershady
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3:58p, 12/17/19
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4:02p, 12/17/19
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The Cats Movie Twitter account has been absolutely killing it. It's only following one account @RedLaserPointer
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4:20p, 12/17/19
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4:28p, 12/17/19
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Growing up on stage... i meh'd the F out of this when i heard it was in production... promo made me chuckle. Tbh
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4:51p, 12/17/19
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5:28p, 12/17/19
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Even after they went and fixed some of the CGI stuff, it still looks so so bad
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6:07p, 12/17/19
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Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
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8:26p, 12/18/19
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17% on RT

This is going to be an epic flop.
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8:28p, 12/18/19
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http://www.ign.com//articles/2019/12/18/cats-reactions-tom-hoopers-musical-seems-to-have-broken-film-critics
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8:37p, 12/18/19
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8:38p, 12/18/19
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Lucasfilm should run some ads urging Star Wars fans to watch Cats first
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In reply to Sex Panther • 10:50p, 12/18/19
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Sex Panther said:
Lucasfilm should run some ads urging Star Wars fans to watch Cats first
Brilliant
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11:24p, 12/18/19
I 100% want to see this movie

Unrelated: The Room makes my top 10 of favorite movies to watch.
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11:26p, 12/18/19
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Been reading some reviews and I'm actually glad they made this movie because they're incredible reading. It's like critics don't even have the appropriate medium to properly convey their experience. I'm waiting for someone to paint a Jackson Pollock simply searching for their feelings.
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1:12a, 12/19/19
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On stage they are played by actors in tufty leotards and makeup; in the movie the actors have been given computer generated fur, expressive ears, and highly mobile tails, effects that look unfailingly disturbing. Sometimes they walk and talk like humans, and other times they crawl around and nuzzle each other like felines. I know what you're thinking is this a sex thing? Look, it is not not a sex thing
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7:53a, 12/19/19
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I'd like to think Cats is proof America broke away from the weirdo Brits.
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7:55a, 12/19/19
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This movie is just one giant troll, right?
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9:11a, 12/19/19
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This movie has to be a $95 tax avoidance scheme, right?

EDIT: I left out the million part of the budget.
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In reply to Jasomania • 9:42a, 12/19/19
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Jasomania said:
The Cats Movie Twitter account has been absolutely killing it. It's only following one account @RedLaserPointer
This is probably the peak this movie will achieve, but that's more than a lot of movies.
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9:48a, 12/19/19
Is this supposed to be the cinematic equivalent of 'Springtime for Hitler?'
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In reply to Quad Dog • 9:48a, 12/19/19
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Quad Dog said:
This movie has to be a $95 tax avoidance scheme, right?

At this point I think it's a suicide note
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10:17a, 12/19/19
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the review aggregate thread on /r/movies is epic.
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10:32a, 12/19/19
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this is money
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It's amazing to see what Adult Swim can accomplish with a $100 million budget. I never knew Tom Hooper was capable of making a surrealist nightmare that would rival Jodorowsky, that could baffle David Lynch, that would prompt even the dark god Cthulhu to emit an impressed eldritch shriek of "nehehehehehe"

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10:36a, 12/19/19
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I've seen almost no previews/commercials for this. I think the first (and only) I saw was one late last week.

Maybe they know it's dead $$ and aren't throwing anymore after it?
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1:53p, 12/19/19
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Haven't read the review itself, but this headline is amazing...


https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/cats-movie-review-taylor-swift-927486/
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1:59p, 12/19/19
I can't believe Jason DeRulo would agree to be in a movie that was not absolute quality.

My favorite reviews so far:



James East, the Sun (UK)

Are all the cast being held hostage?


Peter Sobczynski
I would rather eat glass than watch Cats again, but if someone were to put out a warts-and-all behind-the-scenes documentary on its making, I would watch the hell out of it.

Oscar Goff
Cats is the kind of bad movie you'll tell your kids about, and they probably won't believe you.

lClint Worthington
By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore.

Hoai-Tran Bui
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.

Ty Burr
Oh God, my eyes.
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2:09p, 12/19/19
I plan on seeing this before the new year.

I love the musical and I love train wrecks.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 2:21p, 12/19/19
MuckRaker96 said:
Hoai-Tran Bui
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.

Hahahahaha

How did Taylor Swift get roped into this?
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In reply to tk for tu juan • 2:25p, 12/19/19
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tk for tu juan said:
MuckRaker96 said:
Hoai-Tran Bui
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.

Hahahahaha

How did Taylor Swift get roped into this?


This is the most Taylor Swift thing I've ever heard of... I feel like she probably begged them to let her be in it.
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Vernada
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7:30p, 12/19/19
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Hmmm... didn't all the critics pan The Greatest Showman?

Maybe I should give it a shot.

But I won't.
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In reply to Vernada • 7:32p, 12/19/19
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Vernada said:
Hmmm... didn't all the critics pan The Greatest Showman?

Maybe I should give it a shot.

But I won't.


Big difference between 56% and 19%.
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