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There's zero percent chance Cameron Poe gets convicted

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5:27p, 2/4/21
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Define 'irony': a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 6:32p, 2/4/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
If Cameron Poe went gay and married Poe Dameron from Star Wars, you could either have someone named

Cameron Poe-Dameron

or

Poe Dameron-Poe



this type of content is why I can never fully leave texags
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In reply to gigemags-99 • 7:38p, 2/4/21
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gigemags-99 said:
Define 'irony': a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Best line in a movie of great lines.
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7:51p, 2/4/21
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Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful .. this .. this is ******* spectacular
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7:55p, 2/4/21
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Con-Air is a top 5 bad movie for me.
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8:41p, 2/4/21
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What are you talking about? He was convicted. How do you think he ended up on that fateful flight. Stupid.
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10:42p, 2/4/21
What if. Guy named butt married a girl named hole? '
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11:47p, 2/4/21
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How did Poe end up doing time in California for killing some guys in Alabama? Why was he in federal prison for a state murder charge?
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8:09a, 2/5/21
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Dude, that has been explained. The "normal" rules don't apply to a trained killing machine like C. Poe. He could literally kill you with his pinky, which is why he needs to be locked up in a has-been facility that now resembles ancient ruins in some parts.
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8:28a, 2/5/21
surprised it took this long for this gif to show up:


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Fat Bib Fortuna
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8:56a, 2/5/21
Last summer I suggested the texags-funded and written movie national con rock, a the rock / con Air/ national treasure crossover starring nic cage as Stanley godspeed, Cameron poe, and Benjamin gates.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 9:04a, 2/5/21
Can it also be a musical?
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In reply to Ulrich • 9:40a, 2/5/21
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Ulrich said:
Can it also be a musical?
With a name like "Con Rock," I think it would have to have a few musical numbers. It sounds so very close to Fraggle Rock, so maybe there is another crossover opportunity there. I think someone like Creed would be good, but if it is funded by TexAgs, we probably can't afford them. Or maybe Lin-Manuel Miranda is searching for his next challenge?
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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9:53a, 2/5/21
What makes you think we can't afford Creed?

https://www.aaemusic.com/artist/scott-stapp/faqs/
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10:00a, 2/5/21
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NOICE! Queue up the "...so you're saying there's a chance...." gif.
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In reply to superunknown • 10:04a, 2/5/21
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superunknown said:
Fat Bib Fortuna said:
If Cameron Poe went gay and married Poe Dameron from Star Wars, you could either have someone named

Cameron Poe-Dameron

or

Poe Dameron-Poe



this type of content is why I can never fully leave texags


Following up, people have asked about this in the past. Oddly enough, JJ worked on Con-Air!
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10:06a, 2/5/21
Here are some song titles for National Con Rock: The Musical that I've thought up instead of working


"I Miss the Rock" - Nic Cage, the ghost of Sean Connery, and cast

"A Treasure is Quite National, but a Woman is Not Rational" - Nic Cage and Diane Kruger

"Hey, Larkin!" - Nic Cage and John Cusack

"Maybe I'm Just a Bunny Who's Stuck in a Box" - Nic Cage and Monica Potter

"I'll Never Be Nothing But the Third Lead At Best" - Justin Bartha



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10:11a, 2/5/21
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"There's Now a Third Man I Trust" Nic Cage in a moving turning point to lead into the third act
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10:12a, 2/5/21
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"Cocked, Locked, and Ready to Rock" - Ed Harris, John C. McGinley (with special cameo by Zack Braff)
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In reply to PDEMDHC • 10:23a, 2/5/21
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What was the Beastie Boy/Droid name reference they talked about towards the end of the clip?
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10:30a, 2/5/21
The original thread and synopsis

https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3120111

San Francisco, 2021. Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage) has returned to Alcatraz Prison for the first time in 25 years to promote his book "Carla Was the Prom Queen" - tales of his harrowing adventure to the landmark 25 years ago in which he helped rescue 100 hostages and save the West Coast from the threat of VX rockets under the command of rogue Brigadier General Francis Hummel.

Also visiting the tourist attraction that Saturday afternoon is famous international treasurer hunter Benjamin Gates (Nicolas Cage), along with his smoking hot wife Abigail Chase (whatever her real name is), Riley "I will never be a leading man" Poole (Justin Bartha), and Jon Voight (Jon Voight) on the quest to find Al Capone's hidden vault. You see, that one Geraldo opened on TV 35 years ago was a phony, and Gates and his team believe the real vault is in a secret compartment somewhere on Alcatraz containing wealth and history worth a fortune.

When terrorists descend on the island to spread a weaponized version of the coronavirus, these two men of science are forced back into action, quickly forming an alliance based on their passion for history, their ability to solve puzzles, and their ABILITY TO SAY WORDS IN A VERY EXCITED VOICE!

But the terrorists are savage, brutal, and highly trained, and the two doctors are in over their heads from the get-go. But fate, thy name is Cage on this day. For the last tour boat to the island carries a man who has been sight-seeing with his family in the Bay Area that day, a former Army Ranger with the most perfectly dangling hair and southern accent that Jesus Christ ever blessed the Earth with. And when Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) fights off 19 terrorists equipped with COVID-19 plasma-based rifles to save Dr. Goodspeed and Dr. Gates, he'll turn to these two new friends and say, What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day!

Triple the Action
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July 4, 2021
National Con Rock: The Movie
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10:59a, 2/5/21
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I think something like this would be incredible. Hard to think of another actor who would be more perfect for it. Lots of camera tricks and strategic edits.
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In reply to GIF Reactor • 10:35a, 2/6/21
Electrical_Ag said:
Ulrich said:
Can it also be a musical?
With a name like "Con Rock," I think it would have to have a few musical numbers. It sounds so very close to Fraggle Rock, so maybe there is another crossover opportunity there. I think someone like Creed would be good, but if it is funded by TexAgs, we probably can't afford them. Or maybe Lin-Manuel Miranda is searching for his next challenge?

This is a great and underrated point. The words "con" and "fraggle" absolutely do "sound so very close" to each other.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 6:36p, 2/6/21
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In reply to GIF Reactor • 9:09p, 2/6/21
Electrical_Ag said:
Ulrich said:
Can it also be a musical?
With a name like "Con Rock," I think it would have to have a few musical numbers. It sounds so very close to Fraggle Rock, so maybe there is another crossover opportunity there. I think someone like Creed would be good, but if it is funded by TexAgs, we probably can't afford them. Or maybe Lin-Manuel Miranda is searching for his next challenge?


Completely whiffing on the opportunity to include "Cop Rock".

Paging Duncan Idaho!
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8:31a, 2/7/21
"You talking about putting Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler turned actor turned cultural icon in the movie where he break the 4th wall of the movie he's in by talking to the audience?"
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9:09a, 2/7/21
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This thread is how you TexAgs
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11:07a, 2/8/21
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Cliff Booth : Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horse**** is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.
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In reply to MW03 • 7:08p, 11/3/21
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MW03 said:
Three guys, and one pulled a knife? On a decorated combat veteran? And you know the autopsy would have shown alcohol in the dude he killed. Like the jury is going to take the dude's friends' words against Poe and his pregnant wife.

And even if by some joke the Ranger was convicted for defending himself, there's no way he gets 10 years.

And even if by some joke he got 10 years, there's no way he serves all 10.

It's just unrealistic.


I blame the shiddy defense attorney for convincing him to plead guilty. Why couldn't a ranger get a better lawyer?

(This just started on AMC)
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In reply to superunknown • 7:04p, 11/4/21
superunknown said:
MW03 said:
Three guys, and one pulled a knife? On a decorated combat veteran? And you know the autopsy would have shown alcohol in the dude he killed. Like the jury is going to take the dude's friends' words against Poe and his pregnant wife.

And even if by some joke the Ranger was convicted for defending himself, there's no way he gets 10 years.

And even if by some joke he got 10 years, there's no way he serves all 10.

It's just unrealistic.


I blame the shiddy defense attorney for convincing him to plead guilty. Why couldn't a ranger get a better lawyer?

(This just started on AMC)


We watched it last night on AMC and I said the same thing as the OP. Was shocked to see this, even if it was bumped.

Under no circumstances would a jury convict.
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In reply to c-jags • 7:22p, 11/4/21
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Activist judge on the sentencing had to be it, he pled guilty (bad decision I know) but that judge was way out of bounds.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 7:47a, 11/5/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
If Cameron Poe went gay and married Poe Dameron from Star Wars, you could either have someone named

Cameron Poe-Dameron

or

Poe Dameron-Poe



THIS is the content I come here for.
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10:06p, 9/6/23
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It just started on AMC if you wanna get it on it
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