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Fat Bib Fortuna
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Based on the Cruella thread when he revealed he thought Cruella De Ville just really liked dalmatians and wanted to own all of them, somehow missing that she wanted to skin them alive to make a coat.


I'll start.


Thanos wasn't really concerned with fighting global warming and getting more whales back in the Hudson.
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Kind of surprised this isn't a tournament.
Claude!
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Captain Renault in fact did know that there was gambling going in in Rick's Cafe.
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Sauron was not really the protaganist trying to get all his rings back from thieving humans, elves, and dwarves
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Rhett and Ashley were KKK members
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Steve McCroskey actually picked the perfect day to stop sniffing glue in Airplane!
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Scar waned to make sure that simba would be the greatest king ever by giving him the opportunity to learn from his loving uncle. To bad those ignorant hyenas were not able to find the run away prince so his uncle could take care of him.
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Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
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Turns out Hans Gruber wasn't trying to free all those political prisoners. He was just a common thief.

Scratch that...he was an exceptional thief.
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Willy Wonka was a serial killer.
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The elf at the end of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer definitely kills the bird that can't fly from the Island of Misfit Toys.
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Lion King gets weird when you learn more about how a real lion pride works: all female lions in a pride are related to each other, and there is usually only one breading male, so Simba and Nala were related. Also when a new male taks over a pride he'll usually kill all the cubs from the previous male, so Scar would have killed all of Mufasa's cubs.
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There actually was a centralized, cohesive story arc for the Star Wars ST. TC just doesn't get it.
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Dumbo's magic feather, is in fact, not magic.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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YouBet said:

There actually was a centralized, cohesive story arc for the Star Wars PT. TC just doesn't get it.
FIFY
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Claude! said:

Captain Renault in fact did know that there was gambling going in in Rick's Cafe.

What? I am shocked to hear this
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Optimus Prime is a liar. He said one would stand and one would fall, but he and Megatron both fell.
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Maverick is an ******* and killed his buddy
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Max Power said:


I'm actually about 10 years into this life. Dog is still alive.
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Tanya 93
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The big city lawyer with the doctor fiance realizes when she goes home to Santaville for Christmas, that she longs for small town life after reuniting with her HS boyfriend and his precocious son (whose mom is dead) in every Hallmark Christmas movie.
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Quote:

The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. They're the ones who are going to do it. I can't do any more. I have to go now. Have a merry Christmas!
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As it turns out, it was the name of his sled.
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The Passion of the Christ has a pretty crazy plot twist at the end.
tk for tu juan
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Brian O'Conner was actually shifting correctly the whole race
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Bruce Wayne is Batman
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After being engaged for five years, they get married.

The schmucks get together for dinner



AgfromHOU
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Emma Stone is Steve Carrell's daughter in Crazy Stupid Love
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It was earth all along. Certainly made a monkey out of me.

Vader = daddy

Edward Norton killed the priest

The narrator didn't die, but Denzel Washington did

The narrator is also Tyler Durden

There are twins for the magician trick.
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Michael Scarn sounds like Stanley Hudson when he gets older, just like Josh Radnor sounds like Bob Saget when he's older.

Speaking of Josh Radnor, Ted didn't actually love the Mother; he loved Robin the entire time and made another move after the Mother died.

Wait, those are shows
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Carlo4 said:

It was earth all along. Certainly made a monkey out of me.

Vader = daddy

Edward Norton killed the priest

The narrator didn't die, but Denzel Washington did

The narrator is also Tyler Durden

There are twins for the magician trick.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Carlo4 said:

It was earth all along. Certainly made a monkey out of me.

Do you hate every ape you see? From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee?
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Dang it, I had the perfect clip for this, and I can't find it online.
Anyone remember when Frazier got frustrated with Woody and spoiled all the movie endings? Citizen Kane, murder on the orient express and Empire Strikes Back? One of my favorite scenes and it's nowhere to be found.
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Daniel Russo is the bully and Johnny is in fact, awesome.
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