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No explicit sex.

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Oh well; back to the NabooScratch usenet group I go.

Can BES post his Natalie Portman dream scenario, just for S&G's?

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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Couple more years, this post is going to be old enough to qualify for social security.

I know this isn't exactly what you've requested, but if your looking for script material I would highly recommend a book that's already canon.

Lords of the Sith is basically a survival scenario movie for Palpatine and Vader during the middle of the empire era. Basically a star system wide assassination plot crashes their star destroyer and they have to rough it in out predator rich planet with no imperial help. The whole second half of the book is Palpatine and Vader going balls out on hostile nature and the assassins. Imagine 30-45 minutes of Vader's hallway scene in Rogue One mixed with Palpatine vs Yoda, against a horde of Xenomorphs. Disney would be printing money with such a film. The story even ends on an positive note for the rebels(i.e. if we can bloody the emperor and Vader we can defeat them). People love OT Star Wars because it's a grand space opera with a ton of Sci-Fi war action, this is also why Rogue One is the best of the Disney movies. It gets back to the roots of what make Star Wars great. Also the entire rebel cell/system are Twi'leks who we can all agree are very hot awesome.

also when they get shot down, Vader angles his ship to fly near the fighter that downed him. Being in a shuttle he can't fire back so he makes visual contact and proceeds to force choke the pilot. One of the coolest Vader scenes ever.

Time-wise the whole book happens in 1 system over the course over a couple of days, so it's already nice and compact for a 1:30-2 hour movie. Also Deadpool and Venom have proven that a rated R movie could make near a Billion. A R rated Star Wars could easily cross that threshold. No nudity, sex, or language required, but they may be able to avoid it even though there's hyper-violence even for a star wars movie.

First and only SW novel I've read. It's so good.

It would make an amazing Vader movie.

The opening chapter is my favorite. First he freaking launches himself from his TIE fighter, through space and into the rebel ship through a hole in the hull. Then he proceeds to hunt them all down one by one, all the while, the captain hearing them die on his voice comm, and then hears Vader's breathing. It's a damn horror movie, and I love it. It's the RO hallway scene turned up to 11. Just this on screen would make $1B.