Coach Ditka or a hurricane named Ditka

I don't know coming back from the beating that Mr T put on him in III was incredible.

I really need a Rocky Marathon.

How about Clubber vs Drago?

Darth Vader vs Thanos with Gauntlet
Supes vs Thanos with Gauntlet

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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

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Given that we never see Boba Fett do anything except stand still in his few scenes, and that we know through several movies Batman's history and ability to fight, Batman would whip that ass. He'd disarm BF easily, then disable that rocket pack, and then BF would learn to fear the dark.

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I agree Batman wins this bout. Boba Fett is no Jedi or sith, so we don't have to worry about the force coming into play here. The big disadvantage for Batman is how his armor would react to a blaster shot from Boba Fett. It's unclear if it would deflect like a bullet, be absorbed, or simply burn a hole through Batman's body and give Boba an instant victory.

I'd have to think, based on the terrain, Batman could figure out how to use it to his advantage to disable Boba Fett's technological superiority.

I think this is a really good matchup, but I lean Batman.

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FWIW, Boba Fett was defeated by Han Solo, who was blind as a Bat.

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Well he got you there, Bib.

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Darth Vader vs Thanos with Gauntlet
Supes vs Thanos with Gauntlet

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Gauntlet is basically a cheat code since the wielder can alter reality, reverse time, etc.

Take off the gauntlet and you got something.

Here's one:

Yoda vs Hulk, no lightsabers. Green on green.

Bruce Almighty said:

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Superman could problem kill him with an attack from behind, but Thanos couldn't know he was coming.

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What kind of movie are you writing here?

King King vs Godzilla. They made the movie, and we still don't know the answer.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Capitol Ag said:

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Darth Vader vs Thanos with Gauntlet
Supes vs Thanos with Gauntlet

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Gauntlet is basically a cheat code since the wielder can alter reality, reverse time, etc.

Take off the gauntlet and you got something.

Here's one:

Yoda vs Hulk, no lightsabers. Green on green.

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Dang, lol. I'm gonna say Yoda, despite the fact Hulk could squash Yoda like a bug. With Yoda so tiny and super fast I think hulk would have a hard time catching him and doing any damage. Meanwhile, Yoda can manipulate everything around him to attack hulk - throw debris, collapse roofs, throw cars, etc etc

Achilles - I mean, demi-god come on. Leonidas was great because of his supporting cast, he won't last long against Achilles - you by all accounts is nearly unbeatable.


Maximus - Better swordsman than Bill Wallace. Close fight but Maximus pulls off the win.

Achilles V Maximus - Again, gotta go with the demi-god here, not really a fair fight. Achilles has 10+ in all physical attributes and no human can match that - just has to protect his ankle.

R2 vs BB8

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This thread reminds me of the presidential knife fight.


https://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/amp/

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You beat me to it , so I will throw this one in the ring:

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Physical prime Karl Malone vs physical prime Michael Jordan

Setting: basketball court

No weapons, bare knuckles brawl, no holds barred

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Malone wins and I'm not sure it's even close. Switch out Jordan for Rodman.

Another sports one: Ray Lewis vs Nadamukong Suh.

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I'll take a stab at it and say Ray Lewis

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Winner vs OJ

superunknown said:

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Physical prime Karl Malone vs physical prime Michael Jordan

Setting: basketball court

No weapons, bare knuckles brawl, no holds barred

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Malone wins and I'm not sure it's even close. Switch out Jordan for Rodman.

Another sports one: Ray Lewis vs Nadamukong Suh.

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I'll take a stab at it and say Ray Lewis

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Winner vs OJ

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OJ would straight up murder either one.

Bruce Almighty said:

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Darth Vader vs Thanos with Gauntlet
Supes vs Thanos with Gauntlet

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Gauntlet is basically a cheat code since the wielder can alter reality, reverse time, etc.

Take off the gauntlet and you got something.

Here's one:

Yoda vs Hulk, no lightsabers. Green on green.

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Dang, lol. I'm gonna say Yoda, despite the fact Hulk could squash Yoda like a bug. With Yoda so tiny and super fast I think hulk would have a hard time catching him and doing any damage. Meanwhile, Yoda can manipulate everything around him to attack hulk - throw debris, collapse roofs, throw cars, etc etc

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The problem is that Yoda couldn't actually kill Hulk. Eventually, Hulk would get a hit and its game over.

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My thought is that Hulk would never land a single hit, unless he somehow snuck up on Yoda. Which, even if Hulk managed to make no noise, would be impossible due to the force.

The real problem for Yoda is landing a fatal hit. He can easily immobilize him, but not sure how he'd go about killing him. I guess if he threw a big enough projectile at him, at a fast enough speed, that could do it.

Otherwise, like Bib said, force choke and it's game over.

Edit: Or..force crushing him. Like Luke did to that Dark Trooper.

Man, that was badass...

Force choke won't kill Hulk. He's survived being thrown into the sun (can't breath in space), drowning in water (again can't breath) and a nuclear blast. His cells regenerate, so I'm not sure what Yoda could do. The MCU never came close to approaching Hulk's comic book abilities, for good reason.

Betty White v. Keith Richards

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

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Given that we never see Boba Fett do anything except stand still in his few scenes, and that we know through several movies Batman's history and ability to fight, Batman would whip that ass. He'd disarm BF easily, then disable that rocket pack, and then BF would learn to fear the dark.

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You need to watch season 2 of mando then

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Watched it and loved it. The graphic is Boba Fett, however, not the Mandalorian.

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I hope you realize how dangerously close you are to being killed by me right now.

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Robot Chicken Boba Fett beats all:

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Force choke won't kill Hulk. He's survived being thrown into the sun (can't breath in space), drowning in water (again can't breath) and a nuclear blast. His cells regenerate, so I'm not sure what Yoda could do. The MCU never came close to approaching Hulk's comic book abilities, for good reason.

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Choking would also cut the circulation to his brain. I don't know how he'd survive that.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Force choke won't kill Hulk. He's survived being thrown into the sun (can't breath in space), drowning in water (again can't breath) and a nuclear blast. His cells regenerate, so I'm not sure what Yoda could do. The MCU never came close to approaching Hulk's comic book abilities, for good reason.

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Choking would also cut the circulation to his brain. I don't know how he'd survive that.

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So he survives being thrown into the sun, a nuclear blast and a bullet to the brain, but you don't think he could survive being chocked? He can literally survive the vacuum of space.

Bruce Almighty said:

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Bruce Almighty said:

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Force choke won't kill Hulk. He's survived being thrown into the sun (can't breath in space), drowning in water (again can't breath) and a nuclear blast. His cells regenerate, so I'm not sure what Yoda could do. The MCU never came close to approaching Hulk's comic book abilities, for good reason.

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Choking would also cut the circulation to his brain. I don't know how he'd survive that.

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So he survives being thrown into the sun, a nuclear blast and a bullet to the brain, but you don't think he could survive being chocked? He can literally survive the vacuum of space.

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This is an easy one. The real winner: Disney.

Jack Black (circa School of Rock)


vs.

Chris Farley (circa Tommy Boy)


vs.

John Belushi (circa Animal House)



Venue: Chuck E. Cheese

That version of Jack Black is probably the fittest of the group, but has he ever been in a fight?

Farley comes in as the heavyweight, but he's surprisingly agile. He might also be the nicest guy so he may not have it in him to finish the fight.

Belushi is less fit than Black and and more fit than Farley, but he seems like he would fight dirty.