Good. God. This show is off the rails, and it's glorious. That ending scene... can't stop laughing.
Sex Panther said:
Lmao this show is fkn nuts
Also that was Uncle Rico
Zombie Jon Snow said:
Oddball wild ass left field way too early theory..... which is probably not true because making us think it was Daddario is a clear indication that it was not. But what the heck.....
The newlywed husbands fixation with the honeymoon suite is because he was supposed to kill Daddario's character in that suite and something about that suite makes it easy to fake. One of its features. And the Mom shows up (she was in the previews) in order to help him come up with a new plan to kill her. Why? Because remember how she wrote some profile piece about the other mom (Connie Britton) my guess is she wrote something disparaging about his mom or his family and they want her dead. So he convinces her to marry him quickly (recall how she described them meeting and how she said he was very convincing and knew what he wanted) and plans her murder.
Now maybe it goes another way - maybe the mom ends up dead and she left - but I think that was the plan.
Anagrammatic Nudist said:
Three episodes in, and I'm still not sure whether or not to recommend this to my buddy text thread or not. I like it, but really have no clue if I actually do!? The daughter is killing her part though, as are really all the characters. I'm hooked, but not. Such a weird show, that I think I like.
I cried once while watching this scene and once again just reading this again.gigemJTH12 said:
I cannot stand those liberal girls personality but the scene where they were talking about the grandpa being gay was increible.
"maybe paw paw was a power bottom"
— eric eidelstein (@ericeidelstein) August 1, 2021
And I think he likes banging her too much to kill her. If I was him I'd be like, "Mom, change of plans".gigemJTH12 said:Zombie Jon Snow said:
Oddball wild ass left field way too early theory..... which is probably not true because making us think it was Daddario is a clear indication that it was not. But what the heck.....
The newlywed husbands fixation with the honeymoon suite is because he was supposed to kill Daddario's character in that suite and something about that suite makes it easy to fake. One of its features. And the Mom shows up (she was in the previews) in order to help him come up with a new plan to kill her. Why? Because remember how she wrote some profile piece about the other mom (Connie Britton) my guess is she wrote something disparaging about his mom or his family and they want her dead. So he convinces her to marry him quickly (recall how she described them meeting and how she said he was very convincing and knew what he wanted) and plans her murder.
Now maybe it goes another way - maybe the mom ends up dead and she left - but I think that was the plan.
Damn. That's awesome. But why marry her to kill her?
I just don't think anyone from the Mossbacher family dies based on Shane's mood in the opening scene. Unless something happens in the next episode to cause Shane to care about the Mossbachers, I don't see him giving a **** if something happens to them, and he certainly acted melancholy in that opening scene.Sex Panther said:
Which is why I think he's the one who dies... just seems up the show's alley
The Milkman said:
He could just be pissy because his very hot wife has left him
Agreed. Not his wife. My money is still on his mom in the casket.Sex Panther said:The Milkman said:
He could just be pissy because his very hot wife has left him
This... his wife definitely left him. Not dead.