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TexAggie5432
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M Night is a weird dude. His mind goes interesting places.

The movie is in the Visit/Devil tier. Not great and terrible acting. But a unique premise and not After Earth/The Happening/Last Airbender bad.
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His movies are definitely the most creative. The only ones who can give him a run for that in today's industry are Jordan Peele and Christopher Nolan. His execution though...not always great. I'll always watch his stuff though because they're never not interesting.
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With that said, the commercials for Old during the NBA Finals always made me laugh for some reason. I don't know why. Either way, I'm excited to watch it.
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Saw it tonight. Not his best work, but it kept my interest. Theatre was damn near empty on a Friday night. Depressing.
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Corporal Punishment said:

Saw it tonight. Not his best work, but it kept my interest. Theatre was damn near empty on a Friday night. Depressing.


Yep. Granted, M Night's days of drawing a blockbuster crowd are long gone. But still depressing to see theaters so empty.
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Decent movie, the twist fell kind of flat for me though.
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How the hell was the spotter guy so terrible at his job?
Corporal Punishment
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toucan82 said:

How the hell was the spotter guy so terrible at his job?
I mean, he waited a whole 90 seconds to make sure they drowned.
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I guess I'm alone on this (at least in this thread) but I thought it was terrible.
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Aggie_Boomin 21 said:

I guess I'm alone on this (at least in this thread) but I thought it was terrible.


You are not alone. I'm trying to figure out which movie was worse, this or The Happening. It's a really hard call because I walked out of the Happening about an hour or so in so I can say with certainty that this is the worst movie I have ever seen from start to finish.

Fwiw, I liked Sixth Sense a lot. I also enjoyed The Village. I can tolerate Signs
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Yeah don't think I've ever seen a movie that introduces less beyond the trailer than what this did. Was just waiting for the end twist the entire movie, which was also a let down and not even really a twist. Add in some really bad acting, some bad camera work, and I feel like I wasted a Friday night.

The concept had potential but the story was developed about as mediocrely as possible.
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M. Is not good at writing dialog. He needs to hire someone to write dialog.
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Just watched it. Not bad.

Good for a Sunday afternoon watch at home.
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Was this bump necessary?

DogHouse95
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Thread title checks out.
Sex Panther
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Wow… this movie was so bad. I never thought it was possible but this rivals The Happening. Another super interesting concept that Shyamalan somehow turned into an accidental comedy.

Like someone else said, Shyamalan can't write dialogue to save his life. Put the pen down and just pitch ideas to people that know how to make a movie.
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As with most of his movies, best not to think about the explanation too much because it's infuriating how easy it would be to explain things a bit better.

A roomful of scientist's and hotel workers ok with killing entire families? Easy fix, go with what the trailer alluded to and that no kids were allowed on the beach. Also only bring in people with terminal illnesses. And less scientists and keep the hotel staff (including the hostess with the amazing eyes) in the dark.

acting and lines were terrible, movie could have been shorter.
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This would have been a fun Twilight Zone 25 minute episode.

Dialogue? We established these characters and what they do by... having kids ask the characters who they are and what they do in the opening segment? Talk about being lazy.

Acting? I feel like they must have spent their entire budget on the two "teenage" kids (played by Wolff and McKenzine). We know they have acting chops from Hereditary and Last Night In Soho. This was so far below their paygrade. The rest of the characters were either complete caricatures or in the case of the mother -- one of the worst actresses I've ever seen in a major role.

Plot? Well it's completely lacking, but it's an M. Night movie so it's really about the twist/reveal... And the reveal was... meh... But even then, it's almost like it went out of it's way to make it cringe. So the two swim through the mysterious coral to get "out". Fine, we get it. But no we need to have M. Night's character literally spell out for us that he "watched for a minute and a half and they didn't come up". Welp, guess that wraps things up, can't wait another minute or two. But then late in the movie we go BACK to the coral escape to show... they escaped... AND OH LOOK FISH ARE SWIMMING AROUND THEM DO YOU GET IT EVERYONE THERE ARE LIVE FISH SO THEY MADE IT OUT!

End movie.

Oh no wait, we go back for a helicopter scene to lay the heaviness of how the 6 year old nephew that looks 50 will be living with his Aunt. Because the previous 90 minutes hadn't made us think about that concept over and over and over again.


Woof.
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Sex Panther said:

Wow… this movie was so bad. I never thought it was possible but this rivals The Happening. Another super interesting concept that Shyamalan somehow turned into an accidental comedy.

Like someone else said, Shyamalan can't write dialogue to save his life. Put the pen down and just pitch ideas to people that know how to make a movie.


I'm pretty sure South Park broke him.



Not that anything in this movie made sense, but I never understood what the Coral actually did? And why does their skin heal immediately after a cut, but nothing else does?
Duncan Idaho
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Solid meh from me. It's a M Knight shamalamadingdong movie. You know what you are going to get.
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Isn't there a character in this movie who's only purpose is to get exposition out of all the other characters by literally asking them for their exposition?
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It felt like the script was passed through Google translate 2 or 3 times
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Finally saw this last night. Pretty much echo the other thoughts. Strong concept but execution lacking. Bad dialog, bad acting, the trailer gave away everything important. That said, I guess it held my attention long enough.

LOL at the pregnancy. So creepy
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And Jojo Rabbit girl has grown herself some solid titays
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Very average movie. Watched in on a plane and struggled to finish it
chick79
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Saw it last night. So so. Not his best work but certainly not his worst.
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