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***** Clerks 3 *****

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Clerks 3 first look image reveals reunited and older cast members from the first two movies. 1994's stoner comedy Clerks announced the arrival of writer-director Kevin Smith as a darling of the indie movie scene. In 2006 he followed it up with the sequel Clerks II, which unfortunately did not receive quite as much acclaim as the original.

Now almost thirty years after the first Clerks introduced the View Askewniverse and its recurring heroes Jay and Silent Bob, Smith will revisit the convenience store that started it all for Clerks III. The original movie's stars Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson are back as slacker Quick Stop employees Dante and Randal, as are Clerks II additions Rosario Dawson as Becky and Trevor Fehrman as Elias. Of course, Smith is also back as Silent Bob as is Jason Mewes as his constant companion Jay. And there are bound to be some interesting cameos given all the big stars who've been pulled into the View Akewniverse over the years.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Can't wait for the inevitable argument of which finale sucked more between Star Wars and Game of Thrones.
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.


Biggest suspension of disbelief in the view askewniverse is how a hideous fcking chud like Dante could get Becky.
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.
Didn't they buy the store at the end of 2?
Irish 2.0
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uujm said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.
Didn't they buy the store at the end of 2?


Yes. Jay and Silent Bob financed them for permanent squatting rights
Vince Blake
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I have no hate for Kevin Smith. And I didn't care for He-Man as a kid so don't care now that He-Man has titties or is gay married or whatever the controversy there is. But has Kevin Smith made a decent movie since Clerks 2?
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Vince Blake said:

I have no hate for Kevin Smith. And I didn't care for He-Man as a kid so don't care now that He-Man has titties or is gay married or whatever the controversy there is. But has Kevin Smith made a decent movie since Clerks 2?


Zach and Miri make a prono?
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Irish 2.0 said:

Vince Blake said:

I have no hate for Kevin Smith. And I didn't care for He-Man as a kid so don't care now that He-Man has titties or is gay married or whatever the controversy there is. But has Kevin Smith made a decent movie since Clerks 2?


Zach and Miri make a prono?
Which is a better movie than Clerks 2, imo

He does have a very enjoyable podcast that covers movies and tv shows.
Madmarttigan
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I really liked Dogma
jokershady
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Mallrats and definitely Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back still make me laugh to this day
GiveEmHellBill
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I find Kevin Smith much more enjoyable than his films. Listening to him talk is actually very entertaining.
Bruce Almighty
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His early movies were great.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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uujm said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.
Didn't they buy the store at the end of 2?
I gotta be honest, I didn't know there was a Clerks 2.
Rudyjax
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was funny.
Dr. Horrible
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I did not recognize Elias in that picture
Know Your Enemy
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:

uujm said:

Fat Bib Fortuna said:

Based on his persona in the first film, if Dante was still working at the same store 30 years later, he long would have killed himself.
Didn't they buy the store at the end of 2?
I gotta be honest, I didn't know there was a Clerks 2.

That's one of my favorite KS movies.
Nasreddin
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Chasing Amy is unwatchable these days. I used to love it
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Robin Hood Was A Thief said:

Chasing Amy is unwatchable these days. I used to love it


Yeah.
Know Your Enemy
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Robin Hood Was A Thief said:

Chasing Amy is unwatchable these days. I used to love it

Funny. Just watched it tonight for the first time in many years.
jokershady
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the first 3.5 minutes of this interview is a perfect example of what makes this dude so great

JJxvi
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So y'all are saying Yoga Hosers wasn't amazing?
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Comic Book Men, which Smith produces, is one of my favorite things to watch from time to time even if a lot of it feels staged. I am pretty sure I could put together a few posters from this board in a podcast and we could make something just as nerdy and half as entertaining.

La Fours
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Still waiting on my sequel.
MookieBlaylock
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He is one of those people that looks terrible when skinny

Happy he is healthier but he should wear a fat suit
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MookieBlaylock said:

He is one of those people that looks terrible when skinny

Happy he is healthier but he should wear a fat suit


I think he shows the effects of 25 years of daily smoking cigarettes and pot.
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The best thing he's ever done is his Daredevil run at Marvel which is damn good.

Everything else he has done is massively overrated and mostly unwatchable.
Whos Juan
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I went to the Mooby's pop-up in Nashville for lunch today and had a very greasy Cowtipper and Hater Tots.






Know Your Enemy
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That's cool. I've been hoping for them to come to Dallas for a while no. So far no luck.
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