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AustinAg2K
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they find out that their fianc is secretly a prince. Instead of getting angry, they should realize they can use their finance's power and influence to stop the bank from foreclosing on the family farm, thus saving Christmas for the entire town. With their fianc's money, they could buy the company they work for, and fire the boss who is making them work on Christmas Eve. They would not need to choose between their career and their love life. The answer to everything their looking for is standing right in front of them.


Sorry, wife has had control of the remote...
schmendeler
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I'm guessing the man writing the script wanted it that way.
The Collective
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That 10 minutes of challenges in the relationship is always the best part of the movie, but.... it all gets figured out and then things are easy from there. Right?
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AustinAg2K said:

Sorry, wife has had control of the remote...

That's when you're supposed to exit the room and go watch a game on the other tv.
jokershady
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Because first world problems are the only thing women want to watch on tv in December
AustinAg2K
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jokershady said:

Because first world problems are the only thing women want to watch on tv in December


Is the North Pole considered First World, because, plot twist, the prince is actually in line to be Santa Claus.
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boy from this thread title, this thread is going to get really, really long.
Btron
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Because women will find anything to ***** about
Apache
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Quote:

Why do women always get pissed off when...
they find out that their fianc is secretly a prince.
You've heard of the phrase "Treat queens like b*&ches and b*&ches like queens" before, right?

This is the literal opposite sex version of that.

After she treats him like crap he lays down some royal scepter and they live happily ever after.

Dr. Horrible
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https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-clairvoyant-husband-can-always-guess-what-will-happen-next-in-wifes-hallmark-movie
Wicked Good Ag
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Was Danica McCellar in the film?

asking for my friend Fred Savage
Bruce Almighty
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Women are happier when they're pissed. It's in their DNA.
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Oyster DuPree
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I've always wondered the same thing except instead of being a prince they have a crippling addiction to pornography and also instead of being someone else it's me
Quad Dog
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Because they don't like being lied to. Who does?
Ginormus Ag
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Why were you watching tv in the kitchen?
Username checks out.
The Dirty Sock
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But but but…men lie! ….ON CHRISTMAS!
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Wicked Good Ag said:

Was Danica McCellar in the film?

asking for my friend Fred Savage


No, it was Lacy Chabert.
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Could've guessed. Easy.
Tanya 93
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AustinAg2K said:

they find out that their fianc is secretly a prince. Instead of getting angry, they should realize they can use their finance's power and influence to stop the bank from foreclosing on the family farm, thus saving Christmas for the entire town. With their fianc's money, they could buy the company they work for, and fire the boss who is making them work on Christmas Eve. They would not need to choose between their career and their love life. The answer to everything their looking for is standing right in front of them.


Sorry, wife has had control of the remote...
Was this thr one where Lacy Chabert is a seamstress iin her dad's tailpr shop?
tk for tu juan
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The bragging rights to other females is ten fold if a woman wins the love of a prince that everyone already knows is a prince. A guy hiding the fact that he is a prince denies the woman her best passive aggressive actions to her "friends"

What's better, beating a Cincy team that might be national champs or beating a Bama team that everyone knows is a champ?
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C@LAg said:

rather they be pissed off than pissed on.

La Fours
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Speak for yourself, R. Kelly.
The Porkchop Express
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AustinAg2K said:

they find out that their fianc is secretly a prince. Instead of getting angry, they should realize they can use their finance's power and influence to stop the bank from foreclosing on the family farm, thus saving Christmas for the entire town. With their fianc's money, they could buy the company they work for, and fire the boss who is making them work on Christmas Eve. They would not need to choose between their career and their love life. The answer to everything their looking for is standing right in front of them.


Sorry, wife has had control of the remote...
Cromagnum
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Because women are irrational and suddenly everything isn't about them.
maroon barchetta
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StinkyPinky
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You need some scene control.
St Hedwig Aggie
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Btron said:

Because women will find anything to ***** about

I'm no expert but this sound spot on…
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schmendeler said:

I'm guessing the man writing the script wanted it that way.
Jason Ag
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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