The entire Petey scene.

My dark humor coming through but I cant help it

Home Alone 2

The Uncle ****a musical sequence in the South Park movie. I was not prepared for that at all.

Two times we've had to pause for me to stop laughing so hard:

1. When the lawyer in My Cousin Vinny gets up and starts stuttering. The scene isn't the funniest but it caught me so off-guard I couldn't handle it.

2. The animated Pixar short Lifted had me cracking up from the first abduction attempt.

Several scenes from Something About Mary, but especially the one looking through binoculars.

wbt5845 said:

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Indiana Jones shooting sword wielder guy.

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You know the story behind that?

Quote:

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In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones is being chased by a pack of goons in Cairo when he comes face to face with a swordsman.
Instead of engaging in an epic swordfight, Jones proves that the gun is mightier than the sword and shoots the bad guy with a minimum of fuss...
"It was meant to be the ultimate duel between sword and whip," Ford said.
"And I was suffering from dysentery, really, found it inconvenient to be out of my trailer for more than 10 minutes at a time.
"We'd done a brief rehearsal of the scene the night before we were meant to shoot it, and both Steve and I realised it would take two or three days to shoot this. And it was the last thing we were meant to shoot in Tunisia before we left to shoot in England. And the scene before this in the film included a whip fight against five bad guys that were trying to kidnap Marian, so I thought it was a bit redundant.
News_Image_File: Harrison Ford is set to star in Indiana Jones 5.
"I was puzzling how to get out of this three days of shooting, so when I got to set I proposed to Steven that we just shoot the son a b***h and Steve said "I was thinking that as well." So he drew his sword, the poor guy was a wonderful British stuntman who had practised his sword skills for months in order to do this job, and was quite surprised by the idea that we would dispatch him in five minutes. But he flourished his sword, I pulled out my gun and shot him, and then we went back to England."

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I went to see Meet Joe Black with a group of people. I knew absolutely nothing about it.

This scene was so random....right when it happened I burst out laughing, while all the women in the movie were shedding a tear for Brad

40 Year Old Virgin also had some moments where I was losing my sht. Very re-watchable as well.

Bike fall scene in While You Were Sleeping. Terrible 90s movie that a girl drug me to but this scene caused me to laugh too loudly. I also used to laugh out loud when people would fall off bikes on campus and trip going up the Chemistry building. I swear one of those steps is higher than the rest.

"Back to School"…right before Thornton Melon executes a perfect "Triple Lindy"!

Bruce Almighty said:

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My top 5:

1. Dude hitting the propeller in Titanic

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Yep

oh forgot about this scene

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood when Brad Pitt is smashing the hippy chicks head against the phone and fireplace




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South Park the Movie:

Some I have not seen mentioned


Talladega Nights - don't you put that knife in your leg ricky bobby
Step Brothers - balls on the drum set and ensuing fight
Borat - the bare ass naked wrestling fight
There's Something About Mary - balls get zippered OR cum in hair
Wedding Crashers - the whole Stage 5 Clinger scene, Isla Fisher is nuts
Me Myself and Irene - anytime Hank gets the **** beat out of him, including when he beats himself up


I love the American Pie Petey band camp scene someone mentioned. Such a committed response out of left field.

Not a movie, but there is an episode of Barry where he goes to try and convince a guy and his daughter to move so he doesn't have to kill him, and the guy ends up being a world class taekwando black belt. The girl ends up being hell spawn.

First scene that came to mind.

Yes! Just read through and reminded of the "one time at band camp" line from American Pie.

I'm not a big Monty Python fan but was forced to watch a movie with some guests and I busted a seam on this one…