Amazing headline…

Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, and Camila Morrone, [take a guess], have reportedly split https://t.co/ahiFOYwvGx

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) August 31, 2022

Leonardo DiCaprio when his girl turns 25 pic.twitter.com/PLeIXTH8aS

— Tempo | Pokeaim (@JoeyPokeaim) August 31, 2022

Leonardo DiCaprio when the woman he's dating turns 25 pic.twitter.com/gNuXyb3PH6

— Josh Barton (@bartonreviews) August 30, 2022

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Leonardo DiCaprio when his girl turns 25 pic.twitter.com/PLeIXTH8aS

— Tempo | Pokeaim (@JoeyPokeaim) August 31, 2022

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This is how I like to frame it. He isn't a bad guy that is off banging everything he can and tossing them aside when they get too old.

He is a kind hearted mentor that takes these girls under his wing and helps them navigate the social, sexual and professional hazards that every young lady faces when launching a career in Hollywood. And he gently pushes them out of the nest when they are ready to fly on their own.

When you think about it, he is one of the kindest souls in Hollywood.

Tom Brady and Ryan Reynolds own him a debt. Who knows where their wives would have ended up if they hadn't been taken in by Leo but instead someone like Armie Hammer

javajaws said:

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Claude! said:

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Possibly he thinks that younger women are better for the environment.

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Well, they probably produce less gas than your average middle aged cow.

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made my day, fellas,

well, that and a few pics here.

titanic turns 25 this year at which point i assume leonardo dicaprio will no longer want to be in it

— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) August 31, 2022

Look at how Leonardo DiCaprio reacts when a woman over 25 touches him. 🤣

pic.twitter.com/zHpCOFslpa

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) August 31, 2022

Leonardo Dicaprio when his girl turns 25 pic.twitter.com/43uJjiib5v

— Emirdöküm (@Emirdokumm) August 31, 2022

I wish i could hear Ryan Reynolds giving Blake Lively **** about this at home.

Leonardo Dicaprio’s girlfriends when they turn 25 pic.twitter.com/aRxBPDkONw

— Men For Fielder (@MenForFieIder) August 31, 2022

I am starting to think that Leo may be gay, and he has these women sign what are effectively "relationship contracts" with an NDA to cover his trail. He gets to seem like a hotshot ladies man to the outside world and continue to get leading roles, and these women get to have the publicity boost of being Leo's girlfriend all the while they can do whatever they want on the side and get "dumped" while still in their physical primes.

I'm pretty sure he just likes ****ing a ton of young models

TheNotoriousP.I.P. said:

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I am starting to think that Leo may be gay, and he has these women sign what are effectively "relationship contracts" with an NDA to cover his trail. He gets to seem like a hotshot ladies man to the outside world and continue to get leading roles, and these women get to have the publicity boost of being Leo's girlfriend all the while they can do whatever they want on the side and get "dumped" while still in their physical primes.

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I think Leo having an NDA about him being gay would be way more damaging to Leo than just coming out as gay.

Occams razor bro. Ultra rich megastar slays young girls in what is a notoriously sleazy industry known for casting couches and favors or a multi decade conspiracy involving probably dozens of people where Leo hides the fact that he loves banging dudes.

It's hilarious that you think THIS is the more likely explanation. This is not Scientology bro.

ya sabemos por que no quiso subirse a la tabla pic.twitter.com/gnhTuLKPTn

— evanoveevallave (@_evallave) August 31, 2022

Sex Panther said:

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I'm pretty sure he just likes ****ing a ton of young models

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Username checks out!

Rocagnante said:

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Sex Panther said:

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I'm pretty sure he just likes ****ing a ton of young models

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Username checks out!

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bartender: this scotch is my favorite, it's aged twenty fi----

leonardo dicaprio: [spits it out]

— kai™ (@kaicomedy) September 1, 2022

I bet "i like my scotch to be older than my girlfriend" is a common joke for him

https://besskalb.substack.com/p/leonardo-dicaprios-breakup-picture?sd=pf

Congratulations!

Today is your day.

You're off to Great Places!

You're off and away!

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You're on your own.

And you know what you know.

You're the ol' lady

Who'll decide where you go.

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Oh!
The yachts you will board!

The English footballers you'll kiss

The places you will climb

On Maxim's Hot 100 list

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Maybe you'll marry a quarterback

Or the frontman of a band

Or someone who speaks a language

That you actually understand.

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And now you're free to pollute the air

In jets and SUVs!

You can talk of topics other than

Climate change and bees!

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And now that you're old and 25

There's so much you can do.

Be the face of Metamucil!

Endorse a calcium chew!

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And maybe you'll see me soon

At the Tower Bar or AmfAR Gala

And maybe you'll be alone

Or on the arm of Wilmer Valderrama

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But I hope that many years from now

Fate unites us once again

At our old favorite caf

By the river Seine

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We'll laugh at the coincidence

On that golden summer day

And kiss each other on the cheeks

In that Parisian way.

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And I'll order us two champagnes

And one hot lemon water

For us and my new girlfriend

Your 19-year-old daughter.

To put the Cleveland youth movement in Leonardo DiCaprio terms: pic.twitter.com/37htBesqpC

— McNeil (@Reflog_18) September 2, 2022