Whenever someone needs blood, they always slice the middle of their hand. It seems like that's a terrible place to cut, because you need to use your hands a lot. Why not cut your leg? Or maybe the back of your forearm? It seems like there are a lot of better places than your hands.
Why do people always slice their hands?
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The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Perfect….
Why is every necklace in every movie easily removable by just pulling it off someone's neck?
Why does someone who's dying have a craving desire to feed off the cut hand or arm of a vampire?
jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
Why are people able to speak clearly and concisely just before they die?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
Why does the mother always cook a breakfast feast before the kids/dad take just a bite of toast on their way to school/work.
Jack Ruby said:
Why does the mother always cook a breakfast feast before the kids/dad take just a bite of toast on their way to school/work.
Excellent, this happens in every sitcom and must be hundreds of movies. What dad wouldn't grab the two pieces of toast and slam the eggs and bacon between them and eat that sandwich in the car if he is in such a damn hurry.
Why does no one say goodbye when talking on the phone in movies or tv? Everyone just gets hung up on.
Not necessarily true. I've heard a SOF guy talk about how they always rack a round before breaching a door with a shotgun. This is so the process is always the same, and they don't have to stop and try to remember if they had already racked a round. It's party of the rhythm when breaching.jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
DallasTeleAg said:Not necessarily true. I've heard a SOF guy talk about how they always rack a round before breaching a door with a shotgun. This is so the process is always the same, and they don't have to stop and try to remember if they had already racked a round. It's party of the rhythm when breaching.jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Just like Dak Prescott yelling "Here We Go!" every time he hikes the ball.
Why do people in movies go to a bar and order "a beer" and the bartender never asks what kind?
How come when people go grocery shopping in movies, they always walk out with a) a brown paper bag (haven't seen one of those at a grocery store in like 30 years) and b) they always have a big loaf of french bread sticking out of the top of the bag?
How come when people go grocery shopping in movies, they always walk out with a) a brown paper bag (haven't seen one of those at a grocery store in like 30 years) and b) they always have a big loaf of french bread sticking out of the top of the bag?
$240 Worth of Pudding said:
Why do people in movies go to a bar and order "a beer" and the bartender never asks what kind?
How come when people go grocery shopping in movies, they always walk out with a) a brown paper bag (haven't seen one of those at a grocery store in like 30 years) and b) they always have a big loaf of french bread sticking out of the top of the bag?
You don't know the answers?
BG Knocc Out said:jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
The toothbrush thing is annoying but you're not supposed to rinse the toothpaste off your teeth immediately after brushing.
I use brown paper bags for my groceries as often as possible, and for what it's worth, my HEB is frequently out of them.$240 Worth of Pudding said:
Why do people in movies go to a bar and order "a beer" and the bartender never asks what kind?
How come when people go grocery shopping in movies, they always walk out with a) a brown paper bag (haven't seen one of those at a grocery store in like 30 years) and b) they always have a big loaf of french bread sticking out of the top of the bag?
edit: but I never have the giant french loaf
BG Knocc Out said:jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
DallasTeleAg said:Not necessarily true. I've heard a SOF guy talk about how they always rack a round before breaching a door with a shotgun. This is so the process is always the same, and they don't have to stop and try to remember if they had already racked a round. It's party of the rhythm when breaching.jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
I'm not SOF or ever was, but kicked in a few doors…..so no idea why you would want to make any noise before making a breech into a hostile room. Speed, surprise and violence of action.
Tell that to the Green Berets who said that's how they do it. They literally made a point to explain why they always rack before breaching.
Always like how detectives can chase down the bad guy in dress shoes and a suit
I wanna see our defense pissed off, not confused, maybe a little murder in their hearts
Reload12, 11/4/11
Every time I see that happen I mean to make this exact same thread. Its so ridiculous. You would be able to do nothing at all after that and enjoy the wild infection. Good thread OP.
TV/Movies where people show up at the house/apt/work without calling/texting first....
Nobody. Nobody does that.
Nobody. Nobody does that.
Fleen said:
TV/Movies where people show up at the house/apt/work without calling/texting first....
Nobody. Nobody does that.
Tell that to the girl i was seeing who showed up at my house to find me with a different girl I was seeing. That was about as giant of a ****show as you imagine it would have been. The one that showed up even had a friend with her.
I thought I was on a lethalninja general board thread.
Sea Speed said:Fleen said:
TV/Movies where people show up at the house/apt/work without calling/texting first....
Nobody. Nobody does that.
Tell that to the girl i was seeing who showed up at my house to find me with a different girl I was seeing. That was about as giant of a ****show as you imagine it would have been. The one that showed up even had a friend with her.
Why!?!
She said she left something at my house. Inwas like 2 minutes from being home free too. We were out on my boat and I had to come back to the house for something and that just happened to coincide with when the other girl showed up. Oh to be young and dumb again.
except my in lawsFleen said:
TV/Movies where people show up at the house/apt/work without calling/texting first....
Nobody. Nobody does that.
if you were a smooth enough talker you would've turned that into a really good thing for you….Sea Speed said:
She said she left something at my house. Inwas like 2 minutes from being home free too. We were out on my boat and I had to come back to the house for something and that just happened to coincide with when the other girl showed up. Oh to be young and dumb again.
No way, not with the spicy friend in tow.
jokershady said:if you were a smooth enough talker you would've turned that into a really good thing for you….Sea Speed said:
She said she left something at my house. Inwas like 2 minutes from being home free too. We were out on my boat and I had to come back to the house for something and that just happened to coincide with when the other girl showed up. Oh to be young and dumb again.
What?
Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?
Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?
"I like beavers. Healthy beavers are important" -- Olin Buchanan 6/11/2021
jeffk said:BG Knocc Out said:jokershady said:
The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..
DRAMATIC EFFECT
Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
The toothbrush thing is annoying but you're not supposed to rinse the toothpaste off your teeth immediately after brushing.
I googled this ready to clown on you. How did not one dentist, family member, or friend ever tell me this over the years?
$240 Worth of Pudding said:
What?
Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?
You don't know why they don't order bud?
Rudyjax said:$240 Worth of Pudding said:
What?
Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?
You don't know why they don't order bud?
You don't understand the thread. Got it.
"I like beavers. Healthy beavers are important" -- Olin Buchanan 6/11/2021
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