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BG Knocc Out said:

jeffk said:

BG Knocc Out said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT


Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.



The toothbrush thing is annoying but you're not supposed to rinse the toothpaste off your teeth immediately after brushing.


I googled this ready to clown on you. How did not one dentist, family member, or friend ever tell me this over the years?
Because they don't want you to end up a ****** from all of the fluoride. The no rinsing is information passed along to people who are already too far gone that they want to turn into mindless worker bees. You just met one.
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bzzzzzzz
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How 100% of people in society are martial artists.
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YouBet said:

Why does no one say goodbye when talking on the phone in movies or tv? Everyone just gets hung up on.


As they slowly look up and ponder more deep thought.

I have a buddy who always just hangs up. He also dips his chips in his salsa before dragging the salsa-coated chip through the bowl of queso.
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

Rudyjax said:

$240 Worth of Pudding said:

What?

Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?


You don't know why they don't order bud?


You don't understand the thread. Got it.
I get it. Your contribution is lacking.

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BG Knocc Out said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT


Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
I read your post and was immediately confused. Thinking back, I don't think I have ever rinsed my mouth out after brushing. I'm sure I did it a few times as a kid and I occasionally use mouthwash if you want to count that.
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Rudyjax said:

$240 Worth of Pudding said:

Rudyjax said:

$240 Worth of Pudding said:

What?

Are you trying to be a dick or do you not understand what this thread is?


You don't know why they don't order bud?


You don't understand the thread. Got it.
I get it. Your contribution is lacking.



The fact that's it's blue says otherwise. Not sure when you developed a hard on for me but it's cute. Hope you get some relief soon.

Also, lighten up dude.
"I like beavers. Healthy beavers are important" -- Olin Buchanan 6/11/2021
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jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT
It's worse than that though. In most movies and shows just raising a gun makes it sound like it is chambering a round. I can do with unlimited ammo and unnecessary chambering, but the need to mix in that sound just when a gun moves is very annoying to me.
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nai06 said:

BG Knocc Out said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT


Almost as annoying as people not rinsing their mouth or toothbrush after brushing.
I read your post and was immediately confused. Thinking back, I don't think I have ever rinsed my mouth out after brushing. I'm sure I did it a few times as a kid and I occasionally use mouthwash if you want to count that.
Wait, what?! I don't even...
huh?!
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MASAXET said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT
It's worse than that though. In most movies and shows just raising a gun makes it sound like it is chambering a round. I can do with unlimited ammo and unnecessary chambering, but the need to mix in that sound just when a gun moves is very annoying to me.


What about all the beep boops computers make. An endless array of noises.
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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

Why do people in movies go to a bar and order "a beer" and the bartender never asks what kind?

CSB time

I was in Colorado with a group of friends, and one of my buddies had eaten a gummy before dinner. In classic mistake mode, he wasn't feeling anything so he smoked. Cut to dinner, and he's . . . not doing well. The waiter comes up to the table.

Waiter: What would you like to drink, sir?

Buddy: [Takes a very deep breath, looks up intensely at the waiter.] I . . . would like . . . a . . . beer.

Waiter: Uhhhhh

Buddy: [Leans over to me and whispers sotto voce] I think I nailed that.


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Sea Speed said:

MASAXET said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT
It's worse than that though. In most movies and shows just raising a gun makes it sound like it is chambering a round. I can do with unlimited ammo and unnecessary chambering, but the need to mix in that sound just when a gun moves is very annoying to me.


What about all the beep boops computers make. An endless array of noises.

And the sound text makes when it quickly appears (one letter at a time) on a computer screen.
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Whenever they show people accessing a computer and wanting to pull something up on a screen they show them clicking away on the keyboard rather than just clicking with a mouse.
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MASAXET said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT
It's worse than that though. In most movies and shows just raising a gun makes it sound like it is chambering a round. I can do with unlimited ammo and unnecessary chambering, but the need to mix in that sound just when a gun moves is very annoying to me.
Similar to a sword going "shiiiing" every time anybody does anything with it.

The King movie on Netflix did it right, when the king stabbed a guy in the head with a dagger and it didn't make any noise at all.
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Love it
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hilarious thread
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If you are hacking into something, it doesn't matter how early you start, you will still need another minute while the crunch time hits.

The skill of ninja henchmen is always inversely related to the number of ninja henchman shown. Total power always remains slightly less than the protagonist.
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Crazy how many working class people live in $1MM+ homes in the movies as well. Tired LAPD officer gets off his shift and comes home to his badass 2k SF craftsman overlooking the city, pours a bourbon and reflects on his tough day at work.
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To be fair, that's probably the median home price for Los Angeles County
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Counterpoint said:

Sea Speed said:

MASAXET said:

jokershady said:

The same reason why everyone chambers a shell in their weapon when in reality the gun would already be ready to fire…..

DRAMATIC EFFECT
It's worse than that though. In most movies and shows just raising a gun makes it sound like it is chambering a round. I can do with unlimited ammo and unnecessary chambering, but the need to mix in that sound just when a gun moves is very annoying to me.


What about all the beep boops computers make. An endless array of noises.

And the sound text makes when it quickly appears (one letter at a time) on a computer screen.
And the overly detailed graphics. Colorful windows popping open and closed. Dramatic completion percentage bars.
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How 'bout tires squealing when off road?
"I like beavers. Healthy beavers are important" -- Olin Buchanan 6/11/2021
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Everyone girl in movies sleeps all night an wakes up with perfect hair and makeup.
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The bedroom light is turned off at night and the room is maybe 20% dimmer.
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AustinAg2K said:

Whenever someone needs blood, they always slice the middle of their hand. It seems like that's a terrible place to cut, because you need to use your hands a lot. Why not cut your leg? Or maybe the back of your forearm? It seems like there are a lot of better places than your hands.

We actually just saw a show or movie (can't remember which unfortunately) where someone cut the back of their hand instead. I'd still opt for arm or something, but it's still miles better than your palm.
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Every cop investigating a murder never turns on the lights and always uses the smallest, weakest possible flashlight. They could pull out a flood light, and it's only going to illuminate a 6 inch diameter section of the room.
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No one charges their phone at night. Or ever
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The Dog Lord said:

AustinAg2K said:

Whenever someone needs blood, they always slice the middle of their hand. It seems like that's a terrible place to cut, because you need to use your hands a lot. Why not cut your leg? Or maybe the back of your forearm? It seems like there are a lot of better places than your hands.

We actually just saw a show or movie (can't remember which unfortunately) where someone cut the back of their hand instead. I'd still opt for arm or something, but it's still miles better than your palm.


I always laugh to myself when they slice their hand open and squeeze out two drops of blood. Why not just ***** your finger?
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The Dog Lord said:

AustinAg2K said:

Whenever someone needs blood, they always slice the middle of their hand. It seems like that's a terrible place to cut, because you need to use your hands a lot. Why not cut your leg? Or maybe the back of your forearm? It seems like there are a lot of better places than your hands.

We actually just saw a show or movie (can't remember which unfortunately) where someone cut the back of their hand instead. I'd still opt for arm or something, but it's still miles better than your palm.

Some pretty big vessels on the back of your hand. Take a look.

I guess if the point is to provide some blood, that's actually the best option. In which case, carry on.
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malenurse said:

Why are people able to speak clearly and concisely just before they die?
why are people just sitting there quietly after being shot several times before they die?
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BG Knocc Out said:

Crazy how many working class people live in $1MM+ homes in the movies as well. Tired LAPD officer gets off his shift and comes home to his badass 2k SF craftsman overlooking the city, pours a bourbon and reflects on his tough day at work.
at least Bosch had a plausible explanation.
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William K. Klingaman said:

YouBet said:

Why does no one say goodbye when talking on the phone in movies or tv? Everyone just gets hung up on.


As they slowly look up and ponder more deep thought.

I have a buddy who always just hangs up. He also dips his chips in his salsa before dragging the salsa-coated chip through the bowl of queso.
This is a bit of bad form if it is community salsa, but I can let it slide most times because a little extra spice in the queso is fine and you really aren't going to change it much. The reverse is absolutely unacceptable because you have just ruined the pristine salsa for everyone.
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Win At Life said:

Everyone girl in movies sleeps all night an wakes up with perfect hair and makeup.
and no morning breath
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HtownAg92 said:

William K. Klingaman said:

YouBet said:

Why does no one say goodbye when talking on the phone in movies or tv? Everyone just gets hung up on.


As they slowly look up and ponder more deep thought.

I have a buddy who always just hangs up. He also dips his chips in his salsa before dragging the salsa-coated chip through the bowl of queso.
This is a bit of bad form if it is community salsa, but I can let it slide most times because a little extra spice in the queso is fine and you really aren't going to change it much. The reverse is absolutely unacceptable because you have just ruined the pristine salsa for everyone.

Cross-contaminating any kind of community dip is a bigger party foul than a double dip, in my opinion.
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How is Brad Pitt always snacking yet stays in movie-star shape?
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Why does every modern 4-door sedan sound like it has a Chevy small block, 4-barrel carb and exhaust?
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