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The Porkchop Express
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After many years falling short on bidding for work and several million rounds of interviews over the past 2 months, I got hired today to ghostwrite a book for a retiring exec from Disney. NDA signed so no further details, but I've got my foot in the door, and am that much closer to my master plan of kidnapping Dave Filoni, stealing his hat, and taking over the creative direction of of Star Wars.
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3:44p, 5/1/24
Chapter 1: How I Ruined Star Wars
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4:16p, 5/1/24
Make sure to include an anecdote about the Disney Exec falling in some mud and ruining the very pants they were about to return.
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In reply to CheeseSndwch • 4:22p, 5/1/24
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CheeseSndwch said:
Make sure to include an anecdote about the Disney Exec falling in some mud and ruining the very pants they were about to return.
These are the type of stories you should be bringing me!
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 4:23p, 5/1/24
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Are you still ghostwriting that book on the business bro who was like a character out of succession?
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4:27p, 5/1/24
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nice. congrats.
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4:37p, 5/1/24
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so who's the retiring exec? initials KK?
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In reply to Leggo My Elko • 4:42p, 5/1/24
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Leggo My Elko said:
Are you still ghostwriting that book on the business bro who was like a character out of succession?


He vanished after some of his story didn't add up.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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4:46p, 5/1/24
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I look forward to my shout-out.
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4:47p, 5/1/24
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Congrats! Exciting news for you.
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I look forward to my shout-out.
Foreword: To Brian Earl Spilner, who taught me that Natalie Portman has been getting stalked on 4chan for 2 decades.
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4:57p, 5/1/24
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Congrats!
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You have to figure a way to mention TexAgs Entertainment board somewhere in the book.
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That's a big win. Congratulations
Thanks and gig'em
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You need to include a coded message where the first letter of every word in a series spells, "**** Kathleen Kennedy."
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 11:34p, 5/1/24
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ABATTBQ11 said:
You need to include a coded message where the first letter of every word in a series spells, "**** Kathleen Kennedy."
The running TexAgs Kathleen Kennedy Kounter:

Wrote, directed, produced, and made every single creative decision: The Last Jedi, The Rise of Skywalker, Mando Season 3, The Book of Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Might have had something to do with: Solo, Ahsoka

Had absolutely nothing to do with: The Force Awakens, Rogue One, Mando Seasons 1 & 2, The Bad Batch, Tales of the Jedi, Andor.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 1:10a, 5/2/24
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Congrats! Thats so awesome.

Ghostwriting for a Disney exec technically = ghostrunning Star Wars, as far as I'm concerned.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:18a, 5/2/24
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Leggo My Elko said:
Are you still ghostwriting that book on the business bro who was like a character out of succession?


He vanished after some of his story didn't add up.
Shocker. Trust fun Terry didnt realize his fake story about "grinding" and "hustling" on his "6" businesses would be obviously unbelievable to anyone with a brain and not on the direct payroll of his dad. The guy sounds like a normal dude from Highland Park.
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9:41a, 5/2/24
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Ask him what he thinks of Kathleen Kennedy.
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In reply to VP at Pierce and Pierce • 11:02a, 5/2/24
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VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
The Porkchop Express said:
Leggo My Elko said:
Are you still ghostwriting that book on the business bro who was like a character out of succession?


He vanished after some of his story didn't add up.
Shocker. Trust fun Terry didnt realize his fake story about "grinding" and "hustling" on his "6" businesses would be obviously unbelievable to anyone with a brain and not on the direct payroll of his dad. The guy sounds like a normal dude from Highland Park.
Well the first warning sign was that he claimed to own 6 companies and be worth like $28 million but couldn't get me $500 upfront via Paypal for the next section of the book.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:53p, 5/2/24
The Porkchop Express said:
After many years falling short on bidding for work and several million rounds of interviews over the past 2 months, I got hired today to ghostwrite a book for a retiring exec from Disney. NDA signed so no further details, but I've got my foot in the door, and am that much closer to my master plan of kidnapping Dave Filoni, stealing his hat, and taking over the creative direction of of Star Wars.
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1:22p, 5/2/24
I have no idea what ghostwriting entails or what porkchop looks like. But I have this image of Chris Farley doing the interviews now. Can't help it.

Seriously, congrats! Very cool.
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In reply to NoahAg • 2:48p, 5/2/24
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NoahAg said:
Chapter 1: How I Ruined Star Wars

EOT
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Will be on the look out for the easter eggs. And you will be judged on the quality of them…
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 2:54p, 5/2/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
Brian Earl Spilner said:
I look forward to my shout-out.
Foreword: To Brian Earl Spilner, who taught me that Natalie Portman has been getting stalked on 4chan for 2 decades.


If you find a way to work at least a significant portion of the Natalie Portman at the Oscars after-party story into your book, I'll Venmo you $100.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 3:57p, 5/2/24
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Brian Earl Spilner said:
The Porkchop Express said:
Brian Earl Spilner said:
I look forward to my shout-out.
Foreword: To Brian Earl Spilner, who taught me that Natalie Portman has been getting stalked on 4chan for 2 decades.


If you find a way to work at least a significant portion of the Natalie Portman at the Oscars after-party story into your book, I'll Venmo you $100
Fortunately I learned my lesson about sharing anything from my last big Entertainment book, so that's not going to happen. Although, to be fair, That wasn't anyone 's fault but mine (and the doxxers, God Bless them!). You guys made that project a lot of fun while it lasted.
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You have to figure a way to mention TexAgs Entertainment board somewhere in the book.
And try to get a Redstone-ism in there somewhere
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I look forward to falling asleep while reading your work.
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dcaggie04 said:
I look forward to falling asleep while reading your work.
Why is my wife posting on here?
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15 years from now this is going to be an epic bump when OP indeed takes over the star wars creative direction.

I'm pulling for you OP!
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