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Tom Brady Roast: Netflix

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Ugh. Screw that.
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How much of the material by the athletes was written by other comedians and I wonder by who.

Over all awesome roast- I've always loved these. but as mentioned before Glaser , Schulz, and Tony all killed it. I think Edelman was the best athlete roast.

I don't know what kind of botox/makeup job was done but some of these guys looked a little funky. Tom Brady and Will Ferrell especially.
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woof. some of the aaron hernandez jokes did not go over very well.
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BadMoonRisin said:

woof. some of the aaron hernandez jokes did not go over very well.



Good! Guy was a scumbag.

I'm surprised no one has complained about Brady's 9/11 joke.
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Did anyone make a specific joke about Tom Segura, seemed like it was either about both the 2 Bears or just Bert.

Glaser on Bert: "I love your joke"

haha.
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suburban cowboy said:

BadMoonRisin said:

woof. some of the aaron hernandez jokes did not go over very well.



Good! Guy was a scumbag.

I'm surprised no one has complained about Brady's 9/11 joke.
There were plenty of 9/11 jokes whenever Pete Davidson was on a previous roast, because his dad died on 9/11 as a firefighter. Some of those jokes were absolutely brutal.

Im surprised no one said anything about Tony's George Floyd joke. Can you imagine if that joke was told a few years ago. He would've been canceled.
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Good lord you people never stop whining about "being canceled" when nothing of the sort is even being discussed. Anyone who thinks this roast was shocking clearly doesn't watch roasts.
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Great roast, beginning to end.

The articles I've seen (read very few) where people are complaining about the roast obviously know nothing about comedy roasts. The worse/harder/meaner the joke, the more love they have for you. Tom knew this and embraced it (except the first Kraft massage joke, but he moved on quickly). Kevin kept stating "get comfortable with being uncomfortable", this is the heart (no pun intended) of roasts.
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enjoyed this "insider look" on the Roast:

Stat Monitor Repairman
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Gronk smashed a shot glass and a shard of glass ended up in some lady in the front row's cheek?!

Wtf did that really happen?!
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On the bright side, if she's rich enough to be in the front row, he probably doesn't have to worry about being sued.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Nikki Glasser killed it.


She's an incredible comedian, one of the best writers and most fluid performers out there. Nobody came close to her.
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Do we think Tom knew there would be so many jokes about Giselle?
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Gronk absolutely smashed the shot glass and it was a real one and not planned.

Everyone was like "****"
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Muy said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

Nikki Glasser killed it.


She's an incredible comedian, one of the best writers and most fluid performers out there. Nobody came close to her.


Guess you missed Tony Hinchliffe's set. Yes, hers was the best of the night but Tony killed.
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This roast on Netflix seemed like the Dylan goes electric end to the woke era.

If Netflix signs off on a live stream here, whats the justification for them not backing up a Brinks truck for the streaming rights to Kill Tony.

Tony and Redban gonna be some rich mfers.
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Not lost in all this is Dana White standing up calling everyone in LA a bunch of liberal f***s.

Lol at that.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

This roast on Netflix seemed like the Dylan goes electric end to the woke era.

If Netflix signs off on a live stream here, whats the justification for them not backing up a Brinks truck for the streaming rights to Kill Tony.

Tony and Redban gonna be some rich mfers.


Tony and Nikki definitely made themselves a **** ton of money with those performances.
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So glad that Lisa Lampinelli isnt invited to these things anymore. Her sets were always lame and every joke by every other roaster was exactly the same for almost a decade.
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The Pam Anderson roast had a few good zingers.
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If you haven't seen it, Hinchcliffe had a pretty awesome set in the Snoop roast many years ago as well. Should be able to find it on youtube.
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I guess I'm just an idiot because I don't see how protesting the murder of innocent women & children makes you anti-Semitic especially when Palestinians are Semites too. It also doesn't make you pro-Hamas or anti-Jew.
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I know Gronk has a persona of a dumb meathead who likes go party but he scored 32 out of 50 in the Wonderlic Test. Tom scored 33/50
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Who would you like to see next? A Tiger Woods one would be great.

Jordan would be better, but I don't think MJ could sit through three hours of people roasting him.
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MJ might relish/endure it solely for the opportunity to eviscerate everyone in response.
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My aunt had a kiln she used when she fired the ceramics she made.

I'm going to call her now and cancel her.
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TCTTS said:

MJ might relish/endure it solely for the opportunity to eviscerate everyone in response.


TCTTS
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Definitely Not A Cop said:

Who would you like to see next? A Tiger Woods one would be great.

Jordan would be better, but I don't think MJ could sit through three hours of people roasting him.


Taylor Swift would be epic!
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One Louder said:

Definitely Not A Cop said:

Who would you like to see next? A Tiger Woods one would be great.

Jordan would be better, but I don't think MJ could sit through three hours of people roasting him.


Taylor Swift would be epic!


At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Swifties or whatever on this board, Swift doesn't seem to have a good enough sense of humor about herself to handle being legit roasted. And lord knows her legions of fans don't have a sense of humor about her.

But to be honest, I didn't think a roast of Tom Brady would be this good, so I could be wrong. But if you're sticking with modern sports figures, yeah, Jordan would be great. Maybe Jeter.
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One Louder said:

Definitely Not A Cop said:

Who would you like to see next? A Tiger Woods one would be great.

Jordan would be better, but I don't think MJ could sit through three hours of people roasting him.


Taylor Swift would be epic!


I would pay money to watch that
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MJ once got pissed at an opposing player telling him "Good game Mike" after the guy put 37 on MJ. They happened to play the same team the next night and Jordan put 40 on him, in the first half. No way he would last 15 minutes in a roast.

Jeter would be an interesting one. Doubt he would do it but between the NY comic scene and other players of that time they would have some great personalities involved.
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Jordan would not find any humor in roast jokes. It would be more awkward than the Scott's Tots and Dinner Party episodes of The Office combined.
 
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