I would watch this.SlackerAg said:
In National Treasure 3, they find the buried script for National Treasure 4...
this would impress even Deadpool…SlackerAg said:
In National Treasure 3, they find the buried script for National Treasure 4...
To be fair, I originally wrote it in 2019. I'm not sure I knew what a deepfake was then.i is smart said:
Nobody will touch that without a Deepfake Sean Connery pitch. What are you thinking?!
I'm about halfway through reading this and start thinking about my snarky reply regarding "and then Cameron Poe shows up!" only to eventually realize you covered all bases. Well done.The Porkchop Express said:
Every day I wait for TC's return phone call that my film has been greenlit, and every day it never comes.
San Francisco, 2026. Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage) has returned to Alcatraz Prison for the first time in 30 years to promote his book "Carla Was the Prom Queen" - tales of his harrowing adventure to the landmark 30 years ago in which he helped rescue 100 hostages and save the West Coast from the threat of VX rockets under the command of rogue Brigadier General Francis Hummel.
Also visiting the tourist attraction that Saturday afternoon is famous international treasurer hunter Benjamin Gates (Nicolas Cage), along with his smoking hot wife Abigail Chase (whatever her real name is), Riley "I will never be a leading man" Poole (Justin Bartha), and Jon Voight (Jon Voight) on the quest to find Al Capone's hidden vault. You see, that one Geraldo opened on TV 40 years ago was a phony, and Gates and his team believe the real vault is in a secret compartment somewhere on Alcatraz containing wealth and history worth a fortune.
When terrorists descend on the island to spread a weaponized version of the coronavirus, these two men of science are forced back into action, quickly forming an alliance based on their passion for history, their ability to solve puzzles, and their ABILITY TO SAY WORDS IN A VERY EXCITED VOICE!
But the terrorists are savage, brutal, and highly trained, and the two doctors are in over their heads from the get-go. But fate, thy name is Cage on this day. For the last tour boat to the island carries a man who has been sight-seeing with his family in the Bay Area that day, a former Army Ranger with the most perfectly dangling hair and southern accent that Jesus Christ ever blessed the Earth with. And when Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) fights off 19 terrorists equipped with COVID-19 plasma-based rifles to save Dr. Goodspeed and Dr. Gates, he'll turn to these two new friends and say, What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day!
Triple the Action
Triple the Cage
July 4, 2026
National Con Rock: The Movie
So basically it's…The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - Part 2?SlackerAg said:
In National Treasure 3, they find the buried script for National Treasure 4...
The Porkchop Express said:
Every day I wait for TC's return phone call that my film has been greenlit, and every day it never comes.
San Francisco, 2026. Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage) has returned to Alcatraz Prison for the first time in 30 years to promote his book "Carla Was the Prom Queen" - tales of his harrowing adventure to the landmark 30 years ago in which he helped rescue 100 hostages and save the West Coast from the threat of VX rockets under the command of rogue Brigadier General Francis Hummel.
Also visiting the tourist attraction that Saturday afternoon is famous international treasurer hunter Benjamin Gates (Nicolas Cage), along with his smoking hot wife Abigail Chase (whatever her real name is), Riley "I will never be a leading man" Poole (Justin Bartha), and Jon Voight (Jon Voight) on the quest to find Al Capone's hidden vault. You see, that one Geraldo opened on TV 40 years ago was a phony, and Gates and his team believe the real vault is in a secret compartment somewhere on Alcatraz containing wealth and history worth a fortune.
When terrorists descend on the island to spread a weaponized version of the coronavirus, these two men of science are forced back into action, quickly forming an alliance based on their passion for history, their ability to solve puzzles, and their ABILITY TO SAY WORDS IN A VERY EXCITED VOICE!
But the terrorists are savage, brutal, and highly trained, and the two doctors are in over their heads from the get-go. But fate, thy name is Cage on this day. For the last tour boat to the island carries a man who has been sight-seeing with his family in the Bay Area that day, a former Army Ranger with the most perfectly dangling hair and southern accent that Jesus Christ ever blessed the Earth with. And when Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) fights off 19 terrorists equipped with COVID-19 plasma-based rifles to save Dr. Goodspeed and Dr. Gates, he'll turn to these two new friends and say, What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day!
Triple the Action
Triple the Cage
July 4, 2026
National Con Rock: The Movie
You can tell it's not a Michael Bay movie because there aren't 400 American flag shots.The Milkman said:
That is fantastic Porkchop.
Also, I learned last week that somehow Con Air wasn't a Michael Bay movie. I'd have lost that bet over and over again.
Apparently it's Simon West. Who I also learned directed the Never Gonna Give You Up music video.