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Yikes... "Trigger Warning" with Jessica Alba...

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LMCane
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of course she is hot

but once again, the 103 pound hot Hollywood actress killing a 6 foot 2, 210 pound man in hand to hand combat?!?!

then throw in the mandatory "MAGA Senator is really at heart of conspiracy to destroy local community" along with the white racists angle.

and the fake "RPG" and bad CGI.

2 out of 10 stars. the only saving grace is looking at Jessica Alba in a tight top.

maroon barchetta
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Jessica Alba is still getting work?

I can't recall the last thing I saw her in. Fantastic Four movie maybe?
Vince Blake
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When my son was a baby, close to one, we were in a Target and he is in a fuss and crying nonstop. We get to the checkout line and Jessica Alba is on the cover of one of those entertainment magazines and he stops crying immediately and just stares at her. It was a proud father moment.
maroon barchetta
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So say we all
Petrino1
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I turned it off halfway through the movie.
ABATTBQ11
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AG
Yeah, not watching.
Serious Lee
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if you read the description and saw jessica alba as a "special forces commando", and still watched it....thats on you.
Average Joe
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AG
Another wtf casting decision.

Edit: that's not to say this movie would have been good with a different actress, but better casting is a start.
Bruce Almighty
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AG
When she did Into the Blue, I thought she was the hottest woman n Hollywood.
wangus12
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AG
maroon barchetta said:

Jessica Alba is still getting work?

I can't recall the last thing I saw her in. Fantastic Four movie maybe?
Pretty sure she basically semi-retired when she became a mom.
G.I.Bro
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wangus12 said:

maroon barchetta said:

Jessica Alba is still getting work?

I can't recall the last thing I saw her in. Fantastic Four movie maybe?
Pretty sure she basically semi-retired when she became a mom.


Didn't she start a company, too?
The Porkchop Express
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AG
[If you don't like a thread then don't open the thread. -Staff]
LMCane
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Petrino1 said:

I turned it off halfway through the movie.
LOL so did I!!

I was waiting for the inevitable hook up scene, which was just Alba lying in bed with a sheet covering her body.

then it was Aggie Baseball.
LMCane
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G.I.Bro said:

wangus12 said:

maroon barchetta said:

Jessica Alba is still getting work?

I can't recall the last thing I saw her in. Fantastic Four movie maybe?
Pretty sure she basically semi-retired when she became a mom.


Didn't she start a company, too?
she is like a billionaire from "The Honest Company" although she left it earlier this year
double aught
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Bruce Almighty said:

When she did Into the Blue, I thought she was the hottest woman n Hollywood.
She's still up there. Been bringing it for almost 25 years.
G.I.Bro
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I think I'll skip this movie and just watch her pole dancing scene from Sin City for 2 hours
HtownAg92
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AG
Anthony Michael Hall sighting!
Faustus
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The Porkchop Express said:

[If you don't like a thread then don't open the thread. -Staff]


The thread title even had a trigger warning in it.
The Porkchop Express
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AG
Faustus said:

The Porkchop Express said:

[If you don't like a thread then don't open the thread. -Staff]


The thread title even had a trigger warning in it.


Mods have outlawed sarcasm
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Somebody's kid wrote this script on bring your daughter to work day.

Bailed after 20-min.
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