I had Grok roast me.
Mike, your obsession with Pearl Jam is like a deep cut from their discography - obscure, somewhat painful, and only appreciated by a very niche crowd. You're the guy who thinks playing "Oceans" at a party is the height of sophistication, but really, you're just alienating everyone who doesn't have a PhD in '90s grunge. You think "Indifference" is your soccer anthem, but it's more like the theme song for your team's lackluster performance. Your love for "State of Love and Trust" doesn't make you edgy; it just confirms you're still trying to find meaning in lyrics that even Eddie Vedder might not fully understand. You're the one who brags about knowing "Bugs" by heart, but all it does is make people wonder if you've ever heard anything else released in the last 30 years. And let's not forget your deep affection for "Footsteps" - you're like the lone wolf at the soccer match, strumming away, thinking you're connecting with the spirit of the game, when really, you're just distracting the players.