Waterworld

Orson Welles in Transformers: The Movie

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The Island of Dr. Moreau

Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando

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this movie was AWFUL

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Tom Hanks - Joe Versus the Volcano

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That is one that gets funnier if you watch it a few times.

You just have to watch it with a group of people that can laugh at bad movies.

I can get 3 actors with one movie

Mission to Mars

Gary Sinise
Don Cheadle
Tim Robbins

The entire crowd was laughing during that one. It was supposed to be serious.

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I can get 3 actors with one movie

Mission to Mars

Gary Sinise
Don Cheadle
Tim Robbins

The entire crowd was laughing during that one. It was supposed to be serious.

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That was a terrible movie. Along with a similar one that came out around that time, Red Planet with Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and Tom Sizemore.

The American with George Clooney. Yaaaaawn.

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The Irishman was pretty awful.

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Yeah. Not what I expected out of it.

Mission to Mars

Gary Sinese
Tim Tobbins
Don Cheadle

****ing terrible movie.

**** didn't see Stupe beat me to this one.

But again, ****ing terrible movie.

Raul Julia in Street Fighter?

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Raul Julia in Street Fighter?

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Probably not as high on my list because the movie itself was expected to be pretty ****ty

There are several nominations on this list where the actual attempt was to make a good movie and it still sucked

Elysium

Matt Damon & Jodie Foster

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Any A lister playing in any recent Quentin Tarrantino movie. His movies before 2000 (Reservoir Dogs, True Romance etc.) were good. His recent movies-gawdawful! Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was one of the worst movies I have ever forced myself to sit through.

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I was with you up until your last sentence. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood redeemed him in my eyes, but I did not enjoy the slavery movie or the Hateful Eight.

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The American with George Clooney. Yaaaaawn.

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This movie is pathetic! They didn't even try to make a good movie. Clooney must have just wanted to go to Italy and get paid for it. Going back repeatedly to that tiny, nothing spot in the woods to watch Clooney sit in the car was movie making malpractice! The whole thing is pure crap!

Righteous Kill

Bonnie & Clyde 1967. Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.

Great actors, horrible movie.

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Any A lister playing in any recent Quentin Tarrantino movie. His movies before 2000 (Reservoir Dogs, True Romance etc.) were good. His recent movies-gawdawful! Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was one of the worst movies I have ever forced myself to sit through.

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I was with you up until your last sentence. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood redeemed him in my eyes, but I did not enjoy the slavery movie or the Hateful Eight.

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Agreed, not to derail but Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was his best movie.

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Once Upon A Time in Hollywood is his finest work with exception of Pulp Fiction. I watch it every 4 or 5 months.

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The American with George Clooney. Yaaaaawn.

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I see you're unfamiliar with his work in Solaris.

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George Clooney, John Cusack, John Travolta, , Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in The Thin Red Line

Completely overproduced and unwatchable

On second thought pretty much any film by Terrence Malick after Badlands. Everything else he has touched is pure trash.

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Yes. TTRL was a National Geographic production where an occasional soldier walked by, filmed by a man doing rails of coke.

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George Clooney, John Cusack, John Travolta, , Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in The Thin Red Line

Completely overproduced and unwatchable

On second thought pretty much any film by Terrence Malick after Badlands. Everything else he has touched is pure trash.

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Interesting that you say that.

I have a friend that is a former Navy SEAL and another friend that is/was a Marine tell me that Thin Red Line, is the most accurate movie they've seen on what war does to you mentally.

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bonfarr said:

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George Clooney, John Cusack, John Travolta, , Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in The Thin Red Line

Completely overproduced and unwatchable

On second thought pretty much any film by Terrence Malick after Badlands. Everything else he has touched is pure trash.

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Interesting that you say that.

I have a friend that is a former Navy SEAL and another friend that is/was a Marine tell me that Thin Red Line, is the most accurate movie they've seen on what war does to you mentally.

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My dad's a Marine and he thought it sucked.

What's the movie with Clooney and Damon (I think) and several others where they're trying to get back stolen artwork post-WWII?

The Monuments Men

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bonfarr said:

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George Clooney, John Cusack, John Travolta, , Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in The Thin Red Line

Completely overproduced and unwatchable

On second thought pretty much any film by Terrence Malick after Badlands. Everything else he has touched is pure trash.

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Interesting that you say that.

I have a friend that is a former Navy SEAL and another friend that is/was a Marine tell me that Thin Red Line, is the most accurate movie they've seen on what war does to you mentally.

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The problem with the movie is it was so overdone and overedited that there is virtually no character development outside of the lead Jim Caveziel's character, the chicken Captain, and Nick Nolte's character. Why cast Cusack, Penn, Brodie, Travolta, Woody Harrelson, etc if their characters are going nowhere and they have so little to do in the Final Cut.

Malick has pulled some kind of 50 year scam on Hollywood and film buffs with his eccentricity and mysterious persona, everyone thinks he is a genius despite his work being ****e. I watched Days of Heaven and spent 2.5 hours admiring the beautiful shots of the wheat fields blowing in the wind expecting something to happen and then it just ended. Basically nothing of interest happened in the film it just plain sucked

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O.G. said:

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bonfarr said:

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George Clooney, John Cusack, John Travolta, , Sean Penn and Nick Nolte in The Thin Red Line

Completely overproduced and unwatchable

On second thought pretty much any film by Terrence Malick after Badlands. Everything else he has touched is pure trash.

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Interesting that you say that.

I have a friend that is a former Navy SEAL and another friend that is/was a Marine tell me that Thin Red Line, is the most accurate movie they've seen on what war does to you mentally.

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The problem with the movie is it was so overdone and overedited that there is virtually no character development outside of the lead Jim Caveziel's character, the chicken Captain, and Nick Nolte's character. Why cast Cusack, Penn, Brodie, Travolta, Woody Harrelson, etc if their characters are going nowhere and they have so little to do in the Final Cut.

Malick has pulled some kind of 50 year scam on Hollywood and film buffs with his eccentricity and mysterious persona, everyone thinks he is a genius despite his work being ****e. I watched Days of Heaven and spent 2.5 hours admiring the beautiful shots of the wheat fields blowing in the wind expecting something to happen and then it just ended. Basically nothing of interest happened in the film it just plain sucked

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I've watched numerous films of his and known of them go anywhere. Knight of Cups has so much potential but nothing happens, like all his movies.

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BadMoonRisin said:

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The Island of Dr. Moreau

Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando

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critical drinker has a very interesting "production hell" video about that….filming that thing was nuts!

This far on page 2 and nobody mentioned Ishtar with Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman? My wife and I had 3 kids ages 7, 5 and 4 and got a babysitter to watch them, which was probably the first time we'd been out without the kids in a couple of years. We had dinner and went to the movie on opening night; within 5 minutes it was apparent the show sucked big time. It was so frustrating to have wasted the opportunity on a crap show.

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This far on page 2 and nobody mentioned Ishtar with Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman? My wife and I had 3 kids ages 7, 5 and 4 and got a babysitter to watch them, which was probably the first time we'd been out without the kids in a couple of years. We had dinner and went to the movie on opening night; within 5 minutes it was apparent the show sucked big time. It was so frustrating to have wasted the opportunity on a crap show.

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Ishtar was a huge bomb at the box office but critics have softened on it in the decades since and so have I. Not a great movie but silly fun and the songs by Paul Williams are hilarious.