AggieEP said:

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Obvious troll.post, but that movie sucked donkey balls.

NO IT DIDN'T

List of stupid crap:

Vince Vaughn as a Playboy/Wildlife photographer/environmental activist

VERY UNDERSTATED PART OF THE MOVIE, NOT A MAJOR PLOT POINT AT ALL. VINCE WAS JUST FINE.

Relying on a Mercedes for your isolated jungle vehicle

MAYBE MERCEDES MAKES GOOD ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES IN THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE? AFTER ALL, THERE ARE ****ING DINOSAURS IN IT. NON-ISSUE

Using gymnastics skills to kick raptors

I MEAN IT COULD HAPPEN, AND IT WAS 3 SECONDS OUT OF A 2 HOUR MOVIE. I'LL ADMIT IT WAS A BIT OF A LOW POINT THOUGH.

The female character going alone to the island despite hearing from Malcolm about how evil these dinosaurs are.

THE DINOSAURS AREN'T EVIL, THEY ARE JUST ANIMALS, AND SHE WAS INTELLECTUALLY CURIOUS. IT WAS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME FOR SOMEONE LIKE HER AND SHE COULDN'T PASS IT UP. MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

Stupidly deciding to splint baby T-Rex's leg

THEY WANTED TO SAVE IT AND DID THE COMPASSIONATE THING. THESE ARE DUMB ENVIRONMENTALISTS, SO IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE THEY WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT DUMB.

Bringing a Trex to San Diego

WHAT ABOUT IT? ****ING BADASS.

Stealth rex sitting in the boat hold like a ninja until an idiot opens the hold so rex can say peek a boo.

T-REXES ARE APEX PREDATORS. MAKES PERFECT SENSE THEY COULD BE STEALTHY WHEN NECESSARY.

The Marine corps never showing up to ice that dinosaur as it ripped through the city

IT WAS ONLY LIKE HALF AN HOUR. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MARINE CORPS WAS EVEN ALERTED?

Hammond turning somewhat good... he's the villain and should have been eaten by compys

HE'S NOT GOOD. HE'S STILL SENDING PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATHS ON A DINOSAUR FILLED ISLAND.

The ninja raptor scene where 3-4 raptors kill off most of the humans for ****s and giggles silently without the rest of the group noticing.

THIS IS LIKE A TOP 3 PART OF THE MOVIE. AND THEY ONLY KILLED THE FIRST COUPLE OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THE OTHERS NOTICING. AFTER THAT THEY WERE ALL RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES AND SCREAMING. RAPTORS ARE APEX HUNTERS WHO CAN EASILY PICK OFF UNSUSPECTING HUMANS IN TALL GRASS.

This is just off the top of my head, surely you jest my friend. This movie sucks.

NO JESTING. IT'S THE BEST ONE

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Hammond turning somewhat good... he's the villain and should have been eaten by compys

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