1.5-2/5 felt like Stanley Kubrick meets Any Given Sunday. Really bizarre, surreal and nightmarish but not all that scary. There's some gore, but it mostly felt cartoonish to me so it isn't anything to make someone squeamish imho. The story itself isn't that great but the visuals and effects are entertaining and the acting is surprisingly pretty decent.

Right on the cusp between "go see it at the movies if you're bored" and "wait for it to come out on streaming"