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I tried to be reasonable

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I was brought in at the last minute to try and salvage what Moses had brought upon itself.

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I just held my hands around the throat of a proud dorm as I waited out its death rattle.

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Riiiight. Don't get me wrong, I think Moses was an unruly lot. However, your sincerity reeks of fecal matter, and, for once, it wasn't from the undergrads within Moses.

I repeat, since you're apparently back:

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Zim Zam hot d*&m who the he!! are we,
were Moses Hall RAB's, from Texas A M C

********Showtime**********


you are a moron, if you think that you could have stopped moses from changing.

Coming into moses 12/5 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idiot.

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WE ARE HEATHENS WE ARE THUGS, WE RAPE WOMEN WE DO DRUGS!

MOSES HALL

REDASS BAST%RDS

MEANEST MOTHER*UCKERS ON CAMPUS

FIRST IN LAST OUT

*UCK YOU

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty State!
Texas, our Texas! So wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, Withstanding ev'ry test;
O Empire wide and glorious, You stand supremely blest.

Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far.
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes! We come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

[This message has been edited by scottimus (edited 10/10/2009 12:35p).]

so which dorm liked to **** with Moses...what dorm put the deer in the toilet and broke all that crap in the bathroom of moses...Was it Crocker or Walton?

I'm pretty sure the deer was a gift from crocker, I'm not so certain on the bathroom damage. I know the incident of '95 or '96 don't remember the exact year was self inflicted, but I don't know about any after I left. I couldn't tell you who did the most of the fn with us. I think it was pretty much equal opportunity.

my son will be a collegiate freshman in 7 years (god willing), and (god willing) he enrolls at A&M, he will live in this LLC or whatever it is - and he shall resurrect Old Moses in all it's glory.

Lick Box lives

"We say grace and we say ma'am, if you ain't 2nd floor Moses, you ain't worth a *$5&"

Attention Nu Army: you're doing it all wrong.

We pulled plenty of prime snapper (Good Action) on 2nd floor Moses 86-90. In fact, hot chicks fought each other just to hang out with us.

Let's put it this way. Think of the hottest five women that you've ever had sex with throughout your life. The top five best-looking ones.

Okay, got them now?

You know what? We wouldn't have *ucked any of them.

I've already told my eight month old son that I expect him to be a Moses RAB, class of 2031 if at all possible. He made incoherent noises and motioned for me to give him his bottle back, so I am thinking he would fit right in with what the dorm was when I lived there.

So, in short, we can blame the downfall of Moses on the Empire? I knew you guys sucked.

Nice to see some guys I recognize in this thread anyhow.

-Sixpack, '05

and what's with converting a dorm to all fish just cuz you tore up a bathroom? If that's the criteria, Moses would have been converted to a South Side dorm style about 1988...

all i have to say is

1st and 2nd floor sucks

3rd floor sucks more...

"Moses Hall sausage pants we're all hung like elephants"

3rd floor Moses Hall '81 - '83

Viking Night was a blast.

GPA did improve when I moved off campus, but it was a heck of a ride while in Moses.

RocAg,

my 15mth old will beat yours there. he will be class of 2030. i will try to make sure he will live in Moses. the only stipulation is he will have to live on the 3rd floor. btw my wife's maiden name is Moses....so he was born to be Third Floor Bonfire God.

sixpack,


you wiggley ****e.

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Now who could you be 05RABag?

50 cent in the texags hizz-ouse

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty State!
Texas, our Texas! So wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, Withstanding ev'ry test;
O Empire wide and glorious, You stand supremely blest.

Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far.
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes! We come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

I wish I would have taken pictures of move-out weekend in 05.

Miss my time there, but wouldn't do it over in a million years...I doubt I'd have the luck to make it through more than once.

Who might you be SpursWin4? Four years on the fourth!

well 6pak, I'm everyone's favorite water fowl.

HOLY SH*T!! I haven't thought about the deer in a long time ... Thanks Crocker for one of the best pranks I saw while at Moses ... I still remember when I got a knock on the door, "uh, David, you need to come down here and take a look at this ... there's a, uh, hoof sticking out from under the stall." LMAO

As someone that enjoyed the Northside rivalries, that really sucks for their dorm. Years and years of traditions gone because of a relative few.

Why couldn't they just find out who did it and eliminate those few?

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They did, that's why they kciked everyone out of the dorm!

I met Ron Sass once. He visited my dorm during the Great Flood when the entire bottom three floors of Moses flooded. My room was on the high side of The Deuce (Moses wasn't level, but slopped down toward FHK) and became a refuge center for electronics. He toured the facilities.

Although I can't be sure of anything I hear around the dorms, I've been told from a few sources that the deer was Moore's doing.

Moses these days is dead. Imagine the pictures on the university pamphlets of students sitting around outside with their laptops or throwing frisbees, and you've imagined Moses Hall.

As far as bonfire is concerned, I only know of one fish who came out, although we tried to recruit more, and he will be moving to Moore and be a crew chief for bonfire next year.

Right now our biggest concern on Northside is that something similar might be done to Moore or Crocker. Due to some damages earlier in the semester, there has been a suggestion of placing a learning community in either one of the dorms.

Moore Hall Crewchief '09

f you moore! You broke my window in 2002.

haha I can't take credit for that one

we did have a window broken, well one of many, that was done with a ketchup filled water balloon thrown at the fourth floor with a lacrosse stick. Broke through the window and the blinds to splat on the ceiling.

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ITS A F(#*@$& DORM. CHANGING THE NAME DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.



sorry. have to rant there for a second.

southside dorms are more redass.
new army is the way it is meant to be.


"sbisa sucks
duncan rules
southside boys
we aint fools"
x3

dunn_rebel


if i meet you in real life

1st - buy you a drink

2nd - hit you in the face while you try to drink it.

05RABag, i would buy you a beer at the Chicken if you would do that for Northside. btw, there was recently a fish who left MOSES after he tried to resurrect their dorm into bonfire and the RA's made him forget about it. Res-life all over northside has gotten bad.
moorehalltrucker, if yall only got 1 or 2 fish this year, aren't yall woried about yalls traditions dying, and bonfire ceasing to exist at moore like it has at Davis Gary, Moses, and Hotard?

hey shinerbalk while we are at the chicken do you wanna play some 42? i really dont care about moses they dont do anything out at bonfire anyway. they just get in the way and piss off everyone who does do work. even OC does more than them

The Chicken? Dominos? Quit living in the past northside. In Dunn, the NEW ARMY plays Xbox 360 and PS3! Next generation! Also, 05RABAG, that drink better be alcoholic. New Army drinks energy drinks! Monster! Red Bull! Rockstar!

I leave you all with the new army anthem.
" New army, new army, new army!
We play board games post stack,
5 energy drinks equals a heart attack,
northside can suck our cacks,
all hail the COMMONS!
co-ed across the hall,
sneak-a-peak through the wall,
tie your Sperrys or you'll fall,
all hail the COMMONS!
NEW ARMY, NEW ARMY, NEW ARMY!"

Northside : Southside :: A&M : Baylor

shinerbalk:

the one or two I mentioned were the ones we pulled from Moses, from Moore we had a good sized crew, and the traditions and structure within Moore are growing. Although Moore has somewhat of a bad reputation, that is changing, and I think next year will be significant for Moore.

Dunn_rebel, i feel like you and i need to have a talk. Who the hell are you?